BoJonory Stories: The PM's Daily Address

[Sin Agog]

Thread to commentate on Boris Johnson's 5pm blatherings.

[Kryton]

Pubs, restaurants, cafes, cinemas, bars, gyms all been told to close down tonight.

[Kryton]

Govt stepping 'for first time in history' to pay wages. Government grants to cover some of the salary, to retain wages to large/small businesses.

[Jasha]

Regardless of what's coming out his mouth all I hear is a Johnson cassette boy video

[Sin Agog]

In every one of these I've seen before this I could hear the thuds as their lies hit the floor.  Yesterday's for example was essentially them waving 'but technology' in front of our faces like it's a bit of yarn and we're all a stupid dozy cat.  This was the most honest one I've seen so far, and it's all stuff that was self-evident to pretty much everyone almost a week ago.