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Cunt kids everywhere

Started by shiftwork2, March 20, 2020, 06:18:32 PM

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shiftwork2

March 20, 2020, 06:18:32 PM
So as if this wasn't already TOTAL FUCKDOWN it appears there are now loads of kids everywhere, and will be until September.  This is intolerable.  One little cunt just scooted past me and I could tell by the expression on his face that he was going to enjoy himself and have fun.  They're fucking everywhere and if I'm being frank I reckon they're in on it.  Shall we drown them in the river?

ollyboro

#1
March 20, 2020, 06:21:42 PM
Like the falcons hired to chase pigeons away during Wimbledon fortnight, I don't think we have any choice but to release Gary Glitter.

Gregory Torso

#2
March 20, 2020, 06:22:38 PM
i mean technically all kids are cunt kids.

imitationleather

#3
March 20, 2020, 06:25:34 PM
Let's see if they're so happy when their families are dead.

Sebastian Cobb

#4
March 20, 2020, 06:29:46 PM
Guy at work was saying his nephew has now officially left school for the year. He will be getting GCSE's based on predictive grades.

My initial thought was sympathy for the lazy bastards that managed to do better than expected in exams.

ollyboro

#5
March 20, 2020, 06:30:56 PM
Fuck only knows what the little cunts round here are gonna do with the pubs shut.

tcat

#6
March 20, 2020, 06:31:24 PM
Little Greta's looking like Joel Grey in Cabaret right now.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

#7
March 20, 2020, 06:32:20 PM
Quote from: imitationleather on March 20, 2020, 06:25:34 PM
Let's see if they're so happy when their families are dead.

Those images of kids playing in bomb sites after the war. That's next Friday that is.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

#8
March 20, 2020, 06:34:41 PM
Basically real life is now Cittegazze from His Dark Materials where cunt kids can cunt around oblivious while the adult population are stalked by primal terrors.

idunnosomename

#9
March 20, 2020, 06:42:51 PM
Quote from: Gregory Torso on March 20, 2020, 06:22:38 PM
i mean technically all kids are cunt kids.
macduff was from his mothers cunt untimely ripped

weekender

#10
March 20, 2020, 06:48:56 PM
I looked at the above picture and thought "Bloody kids have stolen the tyres off that horse box and have the audacity to play with them in the street".

Hope this helps everyone.

Jasha

#12
March 20, 2020, 08:23:09 PM
Less traffic Monday morning though

Deyv

#13
March 20, 2020, 11:39:35 PM
Quote from: Jasha on March 20, 2020, 08:23:09 PM
Less traffic Monday morning though

If only I had someplace to be.

Uncle TechTip

#14
March 21, 2020, 02:05:16 AM
We'll just get a new youth crimewave out of this. What will be the new happy-slapping, we've not had one for a while.

Urinal Cake

#15
March 21, 2020, 02:08:22 AM
Fritzl was a pioneer.

Icehaven

#16
March 21, 2020, 09:47:47 AM
Quote from: Uncle TechTip on March 21, 2020, 02:05:16 AM
We'll just get a new youth crimewave out of this. What will be the new happy-slapping, we've not had one for a while.

Happy-stabbing?
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