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How many condoms have you got?
« on: March 20, 2020, 06:29:08 PM »
Stockpiled dinnah
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Whole stash of them

I hope the number you have not in excess of 137 otherwise I will feel belittled.

Re: How many condoms have you got?
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2020, 07:16:58 PM »
loads but they're all out of date :(

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Re: How many condoms have you got?
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2020, 07:17:54 PM »
Just a jollop of johnnies :(

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Re: How many condoms have you got?
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2020, 08:13:17 PM »
:( alphanumerical  answers plz

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Re: How many condoms have you got?
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2020, 08:17:57 PM »
Full ones?

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Re: How many condoms have you got?
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2020, 09:29:51 PM »
Bevans = full ones
Grahams = to be filled

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Re: How many condoms have you got?
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2020, 09:25:08 AM »
Full ones, I've got 17. Although one of them needs topping up. And I think one of them's my Dad's, so he's bound to want it back. I don't have any empty ones, but I am thinking about emptying one I've had for years. I've only kept it for sentimental reasons.

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Re: How many condoms have you got?
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2020, 11:24:12 AM »

Threw out a load when my wife had her uterus out. Bit short sighted, I reckon.

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Re: How many condoms have you got?
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2020, 11:44:50 AM »
Threw out a load when my wife had her uterus out. Bit short sighted, I reckon.

Fucking right it was. I'm panic buying uteruses.

Re: How many condoms have you got?
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2020, 12:25:14 PM »
Use mine for posh wanks and for putting on cricket bat handles (which I shove up my arse) but not for shagging.

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Re: How many condoms have you got?
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2020, 01:38:19 PM »
If you want water balloons then buy water balloons.  Condoms aren’t designed for what we do.

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Re: How many condoms have you got?
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2020, 01:51:59 PM »
I have a bunch.

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