How many condoms have you got?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Stockpiled dinnah
Stockpile

Whole stash of them

I hope the number you have not in excess of 137 otherwise I will feel belittled.

[Sebastian Cobb]

loads but they're all out of date :(

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Just a jollop of johnnies :(

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

:( alphanumerical  answers plz

[ollyboro]

Full ones?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Bevans = full ones
Grahams = to be filled

[ollyboro]

Full ones, I've got 17. Although one of them needs topping up. And I think one of them's my Dad's, so he's bound to want it back. I don't have any empty ones, but I am thinking about emptying one I've had for years. I've only kept it for sentimental reasons.

[Dex Sawash]

Threw out a load when my wife had her uterus out. Bit short sighted, I reckon.

[ollyboro]

Threw out a load when my wife had her uterus out. Bit short sighted, I reckon.

Fucking right it was. I'm panic buying uteruses.

[poo]

Use mine for posh wanks and for putting on cricket bat handles (which I shove up my arse) but not for shagging.

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If you want water balloons then buy water balloons.  Condoms aren't designed for what we do.

[Glebe]

I have a bunch.