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OFAH but COVID19
« on: March 20, 2020, 09:53:20 PM »
RODNEY: Sod this arhm goin dahn the nag's ... aww blahdy hewl

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Re: OFAH but COVID19
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2020, 10:04:19 PM »
Albert Steptoe:  durin the war it wars loik this del, the same as it

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Re: OFAH but COVID19
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2020, 10:09:08 PM »
Stick a nail in my casket
I'll fetch a hammer from the van

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Re: OFAH but COVID19
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2020, 10:26:03 PM »
If want a blocked chest son
And you don’t ask questions
Then brother, I’m your man

Re: OFAH but COVID19
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2020, 10:27:41 PM »
VENTOLIN 3000 2 QUID A POP

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Re: OFAH but COVID19
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2020, 10:40:53 PM »
Del's in hospital.

Del: I think I know what's wrong with me
Rodders: What?

(Del looks at Rodney; Rodney looks back)

Del: No not that. That.
Rodders: Where would you get that?
Del: I went for a massage at that new place. I thought I'd get one of those Chinese birds ...who did I get? Some bloke called Ainsley (Del puts a camp voice on)
Rodders: As long as he didn't cough all over you
Del: Yeah, but he stunk of CORVONIA!!! Then there's Uncle Albert. The selfish old cunt won't self-isolate


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Re: OFAH but COVID19
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2020, 10:50:08 PM »
Grandad: One more breath, Del Boy

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Re: OFAH but COVID19
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2020, 10:52:44 PM »
(Rodney's been tasked with producing a short film)

Del: There's a virus loose in the city

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Re: OFAH but COVID19
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2020, 12:06:22 AM »
Poundshop Del: one of these days rodders we’ll have legionnaires

Re: OFAH but COVID19
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2020, 12:13:31 AM »
If want a blocked chest son
And you don’t ask questions
Then brother, I’m your man

cos where it all comes from is a mystery
the chinese engineered it but that's just a theory,
but here's the one that's driving me beserk
why are fools and horses still going into work?

easytarget

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Re: OFAH but COVID19
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2020, 08:04:04 PM »
INT Trotter's flat, living room morning


RODNEY walks in from the BEDROOM looking HUNGOVER


DEL : You awight Rodney? you look like you've got that COVID-19

JOHN SULLIVAN: Sullivan, you've done it again!

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Re: OFAH but COVID19
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2020, 08:32:19 PM »
*DEL BOY FALLS THROUGH THE HOME BAR*

Re: OFAH but COVID19
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2020, 09:17:55 PM »
"Derbyshire Police?  Can I interest you in some drones?"

easytarget

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Re: OFAH but COVID19
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2020, 05:29:22 PM »
INT  TROTTER'S FLAT NIGHT

GARY: GARY!? GARY?

RODNEY: Aww we cahn't jahst leave im aht on veh estayt Dewl, wiv awl the hooligans and the mahgahs and the COVID 19

DEL: Stone me Rodney don't be a plonker aw your life. COVID 19? On vis estate he'll be lucky to get a COVID 7

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Re: OFAH but COVID19
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2020, 06:30:15 PM »
Del Boy dies through the bar

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Re: OFAH but COVID19
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2020, 06:32:32 PM »
Cassandra's miscovidge

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Re: OFAH but COVID19
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2020, 06:37:13 PM »
"This time next year Rodders, we will be dead!"

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Re: OFAH but COVID19
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2020, 06:48:54 PM »
You think this is bad now Cassandra, but researchers are saying that in a few months you could experience a recarriage

Re: OFAH but COVID19
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2020, 07:28:30 PM »
“I asked him for an Emperor Burger and he brings me back toilet rolls.”

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Re: OFAH but COVID19
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2020, 08:21:13 PM »
"Social distancing sticks, Rodders! you attach them to your special belt, and ta-dah!"

You are a fucking parasite, Del. You should be fucking ashamed. You leech off human misery for your own pathetic gain.

*Del looks sad with four six-foot poles protruding from his waist*

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Re: OFAH but COVID19
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2020, 08:59:08 PM »
"Social distancing sticks, Rodders! you attach them to your special belt, and ta-dah!"

You are a fucking parasite, Del. You should be fucking ashamed. You leech off human misery for your own pathetic gain.

*Del looks sad with four six-foot poles protruding from his waist*

"I was only tryna help Rodney. It's like dear old mum said to me on er deaf bed she said 'Del Boy always profit off of Cofid nineteens'"

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Re: OFAH but COVID19
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2020, 10:45:06 PM »
Trigger: You see Rodney, road sweepers have got a saying."Take care of your broom..."

Dave: And your broom will take care of you.

Trigger: No. Take care of your broom and wash your hands thoroughly.

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Re: OFAH but COVID19
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2020, 10:52:14 PM »


LIVIN COVIDA LOCA

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Re: OFAH but COVID19
« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2020, 02:28:12 PM »
uncle albert gets page 3 column in the daily mail

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