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unplug the _______ and do us all a ______

Started by Goldentony, March 20, 2020, 11:57:28 PM

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Goldentony

SO UNPLUG THE CUM STORAGE
and do us all a DEFENESTRATE YOUR CHILDREN
THAT BASTARDS lost its taste
so try another FIREARMS

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Don't upset the MAD BASTARD DOG though
(Go baby, go baby go!)
Don't upset the HE'S A MAD BASTARD CUNT DOG
(Go baby, go baby GO)
Don't upset the LOOK AT THAT I MEAN WHAT KIND OF TRAINING HAS HE HAD, don't you dare
(Go baby, go baby go!)
Don't upset the NEEDS FUCKIN PUTTING DOWN ASAP

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Unplug the life support and do us all a favooour
Aunt music

ollyboro

Les Dawson : If you've ever wondered what it would be like to have your last six turds come back and climb out of the toilet, tonight's guests will give you some idea. And even they aren't as shit as the prizes, even though one of the guests is Su Pollard. A woman so unattractive her tampons hide from her. Anyway, the lovely Michael Barrymore. Unplug the blank and do us all a blank.

Barrymore: Owight!! I've gone for " Unplug the buttplug, and do us all a lifesaver

Dawson: Fucking hell.