Author Topic: hows your shit transformed  (Read 592 times)

hows your shit transformed
« on: March 22, 2020, 01:24:45 PM »
definitely a bit more constipated than my usual diet would leave me

also, where are we supposed to piss if we're out and all the pubs are closed? just on the street?

idunnosomename

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Re: hows your shit transformed
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2020, 01:29:29 PM »
Yeah just piss anywhere it dont matter anymore

Puce Moment

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Re: hows your shit transformed
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2020, 01:32:41 PM »
Eating much healthier so shitting has been very pleasurable.

seepage

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Re: hows your shit transformed
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2020, 02:21:44 PM »
much better, which is handy considering the TP shortage. Haven't reduced my wine intake yet so it must be down to less grazing.

Pingers

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Re: hows your shit transformed
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2020, 04:09:58 PM »
My shit has transformed into a vaccine for coronavirus. Only £800 per gramme.

Dewt

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Re: hows your shit transformed
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2020, 04:19:35 PM »
Last thing I want is to go to hospital with the 'pation, so I've been eating a lot of fibre and my shits have never been better.

shiftwork2

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Re: hows your shit transformed
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2020, 04:36:51 PM »
Goes without saying that everyone should be eating as healthily as possible at the moment.  I'd rather write a patro-post than have any single one of you choosing this moment to live off biscuits.

Re: hows your shit transformed
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2020, 04:39:36 PM »
I've only had the one bag of Sensations today to be fair.

Re: hows your shit transformed
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2020, 06:14:45 PM »
Eyeing up bird feeders online to hang outside the kitchen widow and liven up the view a bit while helping the wildlife, but maybe I'll just order a bag of the linseed feed mix and eat it all myself - am reliably informed it makes your poos proper hench.

Not sure if mealworms have the same effect.

Re: hows your shit transformed
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2020, 07:13:57 PM »
I mostly eat dal makhani and drank red wine yesterday so it was a case of brown sludge in black sludge out.

Re: hows your shit transformed
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2020, 07:38:03 AM »
Dark, olive green this morning. It's not looked like that since I went to America on holiday and ate nothing but barbecue for a fortnight.

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