Author Topic: Good old Papa Chinnigan!  (Read 643 times)

Glebe

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Good old Papa Chinnigan!
« on: March 22, 2020, 02:34:22 PM »
Good old Papa Chinnigan! He's not just there for the shit things in life, such as blocked drain or an oily sump unit... nah, he's also a available for weddings, bar mitzvahs and children's parties!

Of a Thursday, he can oft be found donning the Bruce Forsyth mask he bought off eBay, and popping up at Mr. Henderson's hedge with a cry of "Chins ahoy!" He has only just recently been released from prison again, and swears it was "only manslaughter!"

Chin up!

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: Good old Papa Chinnigan!
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2020, 05:31:00 PM »
There was an old man named Papa Chinnigan

BlodwynPig

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Re: Good old Papa Chinnigan!
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2020, 07:47:19 PM »
There was an old man named Papa Chinnigan

he had cum all down his chin again
his captors name was Michael Finnegan
poor old papa chinnigan
begin again

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Re: Good old Papa Chinnigan!
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2020, 07:56:45 PM »
YES

Re: Good old Papa Chinnigan!
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2020, 09:10:12 PM »
Hiya Papa Chinnigan mate

Glebe

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Re: Good old Papa Chinnigan!
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2020, 11:34:42 PM »
Hiya Papa Chinnigan mate

"Alright mate can I have your number we can meet up at a sleazy motel for a good time (involving my big chinnigan!)."

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Re: Good old Papa Chinnigan!
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2020, 03:05:27 AM »
Glebe, what about his identical brother (even though he's an only child!!!1!) called Chin Pappington?
He's everything Papa could have been, but just skulking in the vast pantry. Nails bitten to the crikey bone. A nervous eye flickering in the gloom. Shouting things. Roaming around. Banging in to things.

Glebe

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Re: Good old Papa Chinnigan!
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2020, 07:24:44 AM »
Glebe, what about his identical brother (even though he's an only child!!!1!) called Chin Pappington?
He's everything Papa could have been, but just skulking in the vast pantry. Nails bitten to the crikey bone. A nervous eye flickering in the gloom. Shouting things. Roaming around. Banging in to things.

It's over to Chinnigan:

"I have never heard of this person. I have no brother... I HAVE NO BROTHER!"

Pingers

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Re: Good old Papa Chinnigan!
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2020, 12:37:42 PM »
Does he still do that thing where he sits down exaggeratedly at a piano, gurns knowingly at the camera for all the world as if he's about to do a Les Dawson routine, and then just soils himself?

Glebe

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Re: Good old Papa Chinnigan!
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2020, 02:31:08 PM »
Does he still do that thing where he sits down exaggeratedly at a piano, gurns knowingly at the camera for all the world as if he's about to do a Les Dawson routine, and then just soils himself?

He never soiled himself. That was a nasty rumour spread by showbiz rival Jegs O' Leary.

Glebe

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Re: Good old Papa Chinnigan!
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2020, 10:31:29 AM »
Anyone got a recording of Pap's infamous '74 Vegas show where he loosened his cumberbund and let out the most enormous fart I've ever heard?

Glebe

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Re: Good old Papa Chinnigan!
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2020, 01:47:59 PM »
Some news on Papa Chinnigan... he "chinny reckons!" that chins will come back in fashion, with a large focus extended chin-wags and plenty of laughter!

Glebe

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Re: Good old Papa Chinnigan!
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2020, 12:08:21 PM »
Chinny Update: "Hope all well, just caught my giant chinnigan in a combine harvester, but it's all right! Chinny-good!"

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Re: Good old Papa Chinnigan!
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2020, 04:30:22 PM »
Did they ever establish what Papa C's sorties to Andrew Graham-Dixon's allotment shed at dracalia o'clock were all about?

Glebe

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Re: Good old Papa Chinnigan!
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2020, 06:34:23 PM »
Did they ever establish what Papa C's sorties to Andrew Graham-Dixon's allotment shed at dracalia o'clock were all about?

"I'll answer wosl's question directly, Glebe! Y'see wosl this was more slanderous bullshit spread by Nonny Hagen in her book Dixon's Allot Mean (a play on Dixon of Dock Green, you see!). As I have explained time and again, 'twas Pearly Nutkin in the allotment, not me! And you've got the time wrong, it was francisten AM!

"I don't want to have to go over all this again, so let that be the end if it. Anyway it was settled out-of-court."

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