Author Topic: Getting Self-Isolation All Rong  (Read 382 times)

ollyboro

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Getting Self-Isolation All Rong
« on: March 22, 2020, 11:18:43 PM »
Keith suffocates himself with cavity wall insulation.

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Re: Getting Self-Isolation All Rong
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2020, 12:18:32 AM »
Brian walls himself into the cellar. The ultimate self isolation.

“Nice and safe!” he thinks, as the last brick goes in.

ollyboro

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Re: Getting Self-Isolation All Rong
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2020, 12:36:53 AM »
Brendan removes all the flat lengths of wood or rigid material, attached to a wall or forming part of a piece of furniture, that provides a surface for the storage or display of objects in his house and puts them in his empty spare room.*



*Yes, I copied and pasted most of that sentence.

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Re: Getting Self-Isolation All Rong
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2020, 02:56:14 AM »
An old man walls himself up alive (in a nursing home). He's soon recovered (from the wall), but sadly he never recovered. I.e Dead.

Kryton

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Re: Getting Self-Isolation All Rong
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2020, 02:59:22 AM »
The last of Mad Baz's mates collapse in an airtight room full of Lynx Gold Anti White Marks Anti-Perspirant Deodorant

Re: Getting Self-Isolation All Rong
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2020, 04:32:00 PM »
Frank leaves the share house and breaks into the local primary school as it's all shut down. The perfect place to self-isolate. There's a hundred different rooms, food preparation areas, tons of books to read, free broadband and hot running water for showers. Luxury!

Alas, he trips the silent alarm and the police turn up to find him next to the tiny coat pegs in the boys' changing room, rubbing talc into his horrible old scrotum.

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