That went off - crises throughout history

[shiftwork2]

2003 Cilla quits Blind Date.

[Wonderful Butternut]

Remember those traders who brought that really weird lumpy, black, oozing rash into Kaffa into 1347?[nb]Butternut is aware that there were outbreaks of The Plague before this point and even a pandemic in the Byzantine Empire, it's just for the joke.[/nb]

Did that ever kick off? Remember people saying they weren't worried about it.

[dissolute ocelot]

12th century France. A group of heretics start preaching that men and women are equal and capable of perfection and all killing is wrong. They must be stopped! And preferably killed.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Man returns to toaster

X 2 white slice burnt