Author Topic: Not Accepting Being Young Niall.  (Read 691 times)

Glebe

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Not Accepting Being Young Niall.
« on: March 24, 2020, 10:28:01 AM »
"Gonna buy myself a pipe and the complete works of Aldous Huxley... will enjoy sitting by the fire having a good read while my foolish friends play Xbox games and dare each other to go into the off-licence! Such immaturity!"

Glebe

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Re: Not Accepting Being Young Niall.
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2020, 01:45:55 PM »
"Did anyone watch that Prokiev documentary on Sky Arts last night?"

spaghetamine

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Re: Not Accepting Being Young Niall.
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2020, 03:21:39 PM »
"I exclusively enjoy bran-based breakfast cereals and quite frankly find all the rest to be very immature indeed".

Re: Not Accepting Being Young Niall.
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2020, 05:56:35 AM »
Niall searches desperately for the opportunity to use the phrase "Fit as a flea" in conversation.

Glebe

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Re: Not Accepting Being Young Niall.
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2020, 10:25:43 AM »
Niall searches desperately for the opportunity to use the phrase "Fit as a flea" in conversation.

"After finishing my bran-based breakfast cereal I feel fit as a flea!"

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Re: Not Accepting Being Young Niall.
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2020, 04:15:01 PM »
Niall goes waistcoat shopping. One with a pocket for his timepiece.

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Re: Not Accepting Being Young Niall.
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2020, 04:40:44 PM »
Niall dyes his hair white and squeezes his cheeks to try and get wrinkles.

Glebe

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Re: Not Accepting Being Young Niall.
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2020, 04:45:53 PM »
"If one accepts Camus' absurdist stance and defiance of social conventions, then-"

"Look Niall mate, we're having a lads' night in. Now press 'START' on the controller or fuck off home."

Glebe

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Re: Not Accepting Being Young Niall.
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2020, 09:57:18 AM »
"Here Niall, Toby's made us all fake IDs, we can use them to try and get into the pub tonight!"

"Not me, I'll be spending the evening sipping cocoa and reading Sylvia Plath."

Glebe

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Re: Not Accepting Being Young Niall.
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2020, 04:07:55 PM »
"Hello, is that the habadashery? I wish to purchase a smoking cap, please."

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Re: Not Accepting Being Young Niall.
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2020, 09:23:57 PM »
“Bothering young ladies? Oh no no no I only go out to enjoy the rich flavours of fine real ales.”

spaghetamine

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Re: Not Accepting Being Young Niall.
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2020, 11:42:35 AM »
Niall orders himself a pair of cream leisure chinos from a company advertising in the back pages of the private eye.

Glebe

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Re: Not Accepting Being Young Niall.
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2020, 12:30:05 PM »
Niall and his mate Carefree Toby are in the local chipper.

"Plaice and chips, please."

"And for me, some braised salmon with a side order of caviar."

Glebe

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Re: Not Accepting Being Young Niall.
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2020, 02:50:41 PM »
Niall and his mates are sitting around his study, chatting.

"I remember the first time I read The Hobbit," says Immature Ian. Its still my favourite book!"

"Nah mate, gotta be James and the Giant Peach," responds Carefree Toby. "I'm 17 years old, but it remains me favourite."

"The novelization of Honey, I Shrunk the Kids for me," adds Joking Jim with a chuckle. "Seriously though, what about you, Niall?

"For me it must be War and Peace," replies Niall, lowering his pipe. "I didn't quite catch all the nuances on my first journey through the story, but by my fifth read I had come to feel I really knew these characters personally. Pass the Pringles, James."

spaghetamine

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Re: Not Accepting Being Young Niall.
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2020, 01:43:57 PM »
I'd like to know more about Niall's pals, they sound like a great bunch of lads.

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Re: Not Accepting Being Young Niall.
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2020, 02:15:22 PM »
Is Niall in denial?

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: Not Accepting Being Young Niall.
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2020, 09:36:03 PM »
" That Emily Atack is well fit, eh Niall? "

Niall contemplates the question with a studied look on his fizzog. Finally, he removes his trusty pipe from his gob, and avers: " Well... she has a certain , unsophisticated jejeune attraction, I dare say."

" Fuck Off, Niall."

" Mind you, her mum's Kate Robbins, and she'll end up looking like Her in a few years. Try wanking over that, it'll be like pushing a pea through a straw, matey."

" Chortle! Nice one, Nail!"

NIALL SAVES THE DAY! HE'S STILL IN WITH HIS MATES!

Glebe

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Re: Not Accepting Being Young Niall.
« Reply #17 on: Yesterday at 03:20:04 PM »
I'd like to know more about Niall's pals, they sound like a great bunch of lads.

Immature Ian has bad acne and still sleeps with his teddy bear.

Carefree Toby is sporty and does skateboarding and is a hit with the girls.

Joking Jim is (as his name implies) a bit of a joker, but has a very serious, deep dark side.

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