Author Topic: I fancy your mate  (Read 276 times)

Pingers

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I fancy your mate
« on: March 24, 2020, 12:19:17 PM »
Put a good word in for me will you?

Re: I fancy your mate
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2020, 12:55:07 PM »
Oi Ferris Pingers says they fancy you.

Re: I fancy your mate
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2020, 01:43:14 PM »
My mate’s 10 years old, you sick fuck.

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Re: I fancy your mate
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2020, 01:56:30 PM »
Why have you got a 10 year old mate?

pancreas

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Re: I fancy your mate
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2020, 02:13:06 PM »
He's talking about me. I am 10 years old. But I am precocious, adaptable, and I am feeling very ready right now.

Re: I fancy your mate
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2020, 02:29:39 PM »
Why have you got a 10 year old mate?

Because I'm 9.

Pingers

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Re: I fancy your mate
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2020, 02:29:41 PM »
I'm not seeing many of those good words you all agreed to put in for me.

pancreas

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Re: I fancy your mate
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2020, 02:36:34 PM »
I don't need any words, honey. Take me, I'm yours.

Pingers

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Re: I fancy your mate
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2020, 02:52:17 PM »
But you are 10, Pancreas. I'm looking for someone considerably older with nice Jareds.

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Re: I fancy your mate
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2020, 02:53:38 PM »
Hello I don't fancy your mate, I'm afraid.  :(

Pingers

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Re: I fancy your mate
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2020, 02:58:53 PM »
We're not talking about my mate, mate, we're talking about their mate - that one there.

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