Author Topic: What can we say instead of "Don't you know there's a war on?"  (Read 551 times)

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"Don't you know there's a pandemic accelerating?" is too cumbersome, but I feel like we need some sort of plucky catchphrase to cheekily chastise plucky Brits who pluckily bend the rules with their trademark pluck such as exchanging poached poultry for bitcoin or forcibly gobbing in the mouth of an octogenarian with a compromised immune system.

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Re: What can we say instead of "Don't you know there's a war on?"
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2020, 10:35:47 PM »
M-M-M-M-MY CORONA!!!!!!!

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Re: What can we say instead of "Don't you know there's a war on?"
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2020, 10:38:50 PM »
How’s yer father?

Re: What can we say instead of "Don't you know there's a war on?"
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2020, 10:40:14 PM »
Don't you know there's a plague on?

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Re: What can we say instead of "Don't you know there's a war on?"
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2020, 10:48:12 PM »
I think we have to learn from the Italian mayors https://twitter.com/protectheflames/status/1241696164782669824
Personally I like, 'You're not Will Smith and this isn't 'I am Legend' so you could adapt it to similar movie references- 28 Days later, Shaun of the Dead etc.

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Re: What can we say instead of "Don't you know there's a war on?"
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2020, 10:51:32 PM »
im not sure it's a good idea to take lessons in anything from italian men

Re: What can we say instead of "Don't you know there's a war on?"
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2020, 10:59:50 PM »
"excuse me what the fuck are you doing?"

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Re: What can we say instead of "Don't you know there's a war on?"
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2020, 11:01:06 PM »
'You're not Will Smith and this isn't 'I am Legend'

What about Charlton Heston in The Omega Man?

I'd rather be Vincent Price, to be honest.

Re: What can we say instead of "Don't you know there's a war on?"
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2020, 11:02:41 PM »
"you are not Andrew Lincoln and this is not Teachers! Get inside, get in your pyjamas and GO TO BED"

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Re: What can we say instead of "Don't you know there's a war on?"
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2020, 11:05:11 PM »
suck my dick cunt

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Re: What can we say instead of "Don't you know there's a war on?"
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2020, 11:05:22 PM »
im not sure it's a good idea to take lessons in anything from italian men
But these are politicians they're held to a higher standard. I also really like, 'I am the Mayor. You don't 'stroll' in my town'

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Re: What can we say instead of "Don't you know there's a war on?"
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2020, 11:15:38 PM »
Let's all go plague with ourselves.

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Re: What can we say instead of "Don't you know there's a war on?"
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2020, 11:20:03 PM »
"Well child, now that we're home schooling I'm going to tell you what an exponential curve is"

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Re: What can we say instead of "Don't you know there's a war on?"
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2020, 11:40:42 PM »
mild tutting

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Re: What can we say instead of "Don't you know there's a war on?"
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2020, 11:45:28 PM »
But these are politicians they're held to a higher standard. I also really like, 'I am the Mayor. You don't 'stroll' in my town'

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Re: What can we say instead of "Don't you know there's a war on?"
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2020, 11:48:30 PM »
Are you trying to fuck my gran!?

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Re: What can we say instead of "Don't you know there's a war on?"
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2020, 12:09:18 AM »
Corona sez CONONO

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Re: What can we say instead of "Don't you know there's a war on?"
« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2020, 06:57:01 AM »
im not sure it's a good idea to take lessons in anything from italian men

Not even Italian?

Re: What can we say instead of "Don't you know there's a war on?"
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2020, 07:04:25 AM »
Don't you know there's a plague on?

Failing that, carry a cowbell with you at all times. When you see some arrogant Johnny Twos-Up flouting the law in the street, you lean out of your house or car window, ring the bell and shout, 'Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!'

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Re: What can we say instead of "Don't you know there's a war on?"
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2020, 07:37:19 AM »
“Don’t you know where your clothes are?”

And when they look down to check whether they are naked (they aren’t), quickly pop your own clothes off so that when they look back, there you are without your clothes.  While they are preoccupied with processing that, suddenly whisk their clothes off and put yours back on again.

Ask them again, more annoyed:  “Don’t you know where your clothes are?”

Then, as if suddenly realising that you have their clothes in your hands, say “Oh here they are.”

And give them all back.



Should kill a few minutes.


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