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ALERT: Onomatopoeia subject to short notice alteration
« on: March 25, 2020, 01:36:13 AM »
Due to current government advice amid the COVID-19 pandemic, all forms of onomatopoeia will be subject to last minute cancellations and changes.

  • Dogs will now go "BRANG" as of March 21st.
  • Spiders will now go "NOOF" as of March 17th.
  • Microwaves will now go "SPUNTRAHOOP" between March 20th and April 31st.
  • Yaks will have no onomatopoeia due to the risk of infection as of March 21st.
  • "SQUELCH" will be limited to 2 per customer as of this notice.

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