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SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« on: March 25, 2020, 10:40:47 AM »
The fat-handed royal twat has tested positive for COVID.
I wonder if he's been hanging out with his mum much?



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Re: Prince Charles has it [split topic]
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2020, 10:43:36 AM »
What will happen to Britain's psyche if the entire elderly tier of the RoyFam is wiped out? Hazmat state funerals?

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2020, 10:43:41 AM »
All the Royals cark it and Harry and Meghan return to rule the country with a distinct look of 'lol' on their faces.

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2020, 10:44:32 AM »
Be a shame if he dies before phillip the evil fucker

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2020, 10:44:45 AM »
Thank God for Dominic Cummings and herd immunity theory.


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Re: Prince Charles has it [split topic]
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2020, 10:44:50 AM »
fuckin imagine if the future king dies of this shit, absolute scenes

Re: Prince Charles has it [split topic]
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2020, 10:45:00 AM »
is he not allowed to buy the best wig in the world?

Decided that first moment/reaction/stifling of laughter when people who know you're bald first see you with a new full head of hair, wasn't worth it.

Re: Prince Charles has it [split topic]
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2020, 10:46:12 AM »
What will happen to Britain's psyche if the entire elderly tier of the RoyFam is wiped out?

You'd hope that everyone would recognise how little difference their departure had made to the country and collectively realise how utterly pointless they were all along, but this is Great Britain we're talking about.

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Re: Prince Charles has it [split topic]
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2020, 10:46:46 AM »
he should have followed this advice

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Re: Prince Charles has it [split topic]
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2020, 10:50:04 AM »
What will happen to Britain's psyche if the entire elderly tier of the RoyFam is wiped out? Hazmat state funerals?
I think Cummings would take the fall for his herd immunity theory and 'who cares if some pensioners die' thing.

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2020, 10:51:31 AM »

Re: Prince Charles has it [split topic]
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2020, 10:52:26 AM »
I kind of hope he's alright as he's a year younger than my parents and he'll get better healthcare than they will if they get it.

Then as soon as its over he falls off a horse and splats his head open.

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2020, 10:53:05 AM »
Gutted we already drank the champagne in the fridge on my girlfriend's birthday two days ago now.

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Re: Prince Charles has it [split topic]
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2020, 10:53:48 AM »
Cheers Barry for splitting this (though momatt's started a thread already). I was just so excited.

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON
« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2020, 10:55:03 AM »
Meanwhile, Prince Andrew retreating from public life means he's effectively been in self isolation for the past few months. 


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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON
« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2020, 10:55:24 AM »
Camilla has mysteriously tested negative.  I have written one of me poems:

Chill wind blows through the purple bedroom
Frost on the bed post
Yearning dies, gasping.

Re: Prince Charles has it [split topic]
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2020, 10:58:18 AM »
Liz sits by his bedside, "and to think you've spent your whole life waiting for me to cark first, are you going to eat those grapes?" with a wry smile on her face

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2020, 11:01:00 AM »
BBC News are going fucking nuts over this.  Nicholas Witchell doing his best serious-sad-voice.
What a cunt.

Apparently Charles went to some big meet-and-greet cuntfest with Ant & Dec a few days ago.  Fucking hell.

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON
« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2020, 11:02:46 AM »
All the Royals cark it and Harry and Meghan return to rule the country with a distinct look of 'lol' on their faces.

Would be very apt if Bants returned to announce "I declare this country... reopened!" and everyone headed to the pubs to get shitfaced by royal command.

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« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2020, 11:02:56 AM »
BBC News are going fucking nuts over this.  Nicholas Witchell doing his best serious-sad-voice.
What a cunt.

Like that should possibly be the headline under any circumstances.  Ridiculous.

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #23 on: March 25, 2020, 11:04:31 AM »
yeah let's bloody get back to rugger buggering you shower of oafs!

I thought Nicholas Witchell had a decent smattering of irony in his voice. They hate each other.

Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON
« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2020, 11:04:46 AM »
Apparently Charles went to some big meet-and-greet cuntfest with Ant & Dec a few days ago.  Fucking hell.

Yeah...that Prince's Trust thing. I think he also met Pierce Brosnan, Gemma Collins and Craig David on the same night, so GET IN.

Sadly, Anna Friel was there too :'(

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2020, 11:06:31 AM »
Prince Albert of Monaco also has it, and he may have given it to ol' Gouty-hands when they met a couple of weeks back.

Albert is probably glad his unwilling bride managed to pop out the heir and the spare just in time.

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2020, 11:06:59 AM »
If he dies the public won't be able to pay their respects :(

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2020, 11:11:13 AM »
wanking thread

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2020, 11:13:05 AM »
Is there any information on ear size of the victims of Covid-19?  Maybe it works ike myxomatosis.

Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2020, 11:13:48 AM »
The power of stress right? He's never worked or worried about bills or how to feed his family so he must be stress free.

It'll be interesting to see how a stress free 71 year old man with inbred genes can cope with this virus.

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