Author Topic: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]  (Read 5038 times)

idunnosomename

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2020, 11:14:30 AM »
it will be interesting if he dies.

alan nagsworth

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #31 on: March 25, 2020, 11:21:25 AM »
If he dies the public won't be able to pay their respects :(

yeah no one's going to want to get their lips round the blowhole of a life size inflatable E.T. now are they?

batwings

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #32 on: March 25, 2020, 11:22:39 AM »
Well he is first in line, after all.

Not the coronation he was hoping for, I bet!


Phoenix Lazarus

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #33 on: March 25, 2020, 11:32:14 AM »
Wills waits to jump up to next in line.

Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #34 on: March 25, 2020, 11:35:07 AM »
Not the coronation he was hoping for, I bet!

Ahhh...now the name of the virus makes sense! If only it selectively attacked royal cunts worldwide[1].
 1. Or Royal Cunts Wreckin' Flu for the early rap fans.

Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #35 on: March 25, 2020, 11:42:50 AM »
Would be tragic if we weren't allowed out to celebrate mourn the death of a royal

Norton Canes

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Re: Prince Charles has it [split topic]
« Reply #36 on: March 25, 2020, 11:42:57 AM »
I think Cummings would take the fall for his herd immunity theory and 'who cares if some pensioners die' thing

Cummings and Johnson are surely heading for an almighty fallout that will make the Blair/Brown spat look like a mild disagreement over who should go first in a supermarket checkout queue. 

Alberon

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #37 on: March 25, 2020, 11:43:19 AM »
BBC News are going fucking nuts over this.  Nicholas Witchell doing his best serious-sad-voice.
What a cunt.

Apparently Charles went to some big meet-and-greet cuntfest with Ant & Dec a few days ago.  Fucking hell.

Chuckles is one thing, but not Ant & Dec too!

Phoenix Lazarus

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #38 on: March 25, 2020, 11:52:49 AM »
Chuckles is one thing, but not Ant & Dec too!

Let's get ready to tumble.

icehaven

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #39 on: March 25, 2020, 11:53:31 AM »
Chuckles is one thing, but not Ant & Dec too!

I believe there was an incident in which Anthony displayed his wreckless lack of concern for the safety of others, so with any luck Charles has done the one useful thing of his entire life and given him the plague.

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #40 on: March 25, 2020, 11:58:41 AM »
Handy out of date reference chart


Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #41 on: March 25, 2020, 12:01:00 PM »
Let's get ready to tumble.

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BlodwynPig

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON
« Reply #42 on: March 25, 2020, 12:01:18 PM »

Sadly, Anna Friel was there too :'(
She still a celeb worthy of royal appointment?
Is it the 1990's?

Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON
« Reply #43 on: March 25, 2020, 12:03:39 PM »
She still a celeb worthy of royal appointment?
Is it the 1990's?

Yeah...she still does the occasional "serious" drama on ITV. Probably more respectable than just being known for lads mag shoots and snogging lady scousers.

Blue Jam

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #44 on: March 25, 2020, 12:09:11 PM »
Ahhh...now the name of the virus makes sense! If only it selectively attacked royal cunts worldwide[1].
 1. Or Royal Cunts Wreckin' Flu for the early rap fans.

It's A Royal Check-out

Come on Edward, get on it and with any luck you'll actually be king by the time this blows over.

Funcrusher

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #45 on: March 25, 2020, 12:11:21 PM »
Be a bit of a big story if the Tories are judged to have caused more fatalities through herd immunity dithering and a royal carks it.

idunnosomename

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #46 on: March 25, 2020, 12:24:15 PM »
genuinely hope he dies but first gives it to his rotten arsehole of a father

imitationleather

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #47 on: March 25, 2020, 12:28:40 PM »
Handy out of date reference chart



Please let us end up with the paedo king we deserve.

idunnosomename

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #48 on: March 25, 2020, 12:30:30 PM »
the question mark seems the best of a bad bunch

Captain Crunch

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #49 on: March 25, 2020, 12:30:41 PM »
Something, something something about homeopathy blah blah blah.

Phoenix Lazarus

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #50 on: March 25, 2020, 12:31:37 PM »
genuinely hope he dies but first gives it to his rotten arsehole of a father

Imagine the Duke of Edinburgh now: 'bloody yellow slitty-eyed virus spreaders!'

Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #51 on: March 25, 2020, 12:55:28 PM »
So, government guidance is that essential travel doesn’t involve going to second (or third or fourth) homes, and that people should not be taking refuge in remote places like the Highlands of Scotland where there are fewer resources to deal with the virus.

People hiding out up north in their camper vans are publicly shamed and told to piss off back home, but the bold Charles decides the best thing to do is to fuck off to his Highland castle with his entourage. 

And people still kow-tow to this absolute shower.


idunnosomename

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #52 on: March 25, 2020, 12:58:02 PM »
BUT HES THE NEXT KING OF ENGLAND!!!!

Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #53 on: March 25, 2020, 01:02:14 PM »
I hope the guy whose job it is to squeeze toothpaste onto his toothbrush for him is OK.

Pingers

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #54 on: March 25, 2020, 01:10:08 PM »
In a way I hope he survives so we can have King Tampon l

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #55 on: March 25, 2020, 01:29:44 PM »
Handy out of date reference chart



Why didn't they allow Princess Anne to move higher up as she is the second child of the Queen? Seems odd to limit it to people born after a certain date.

#OurLovelyAnnieAnne


 

Gurke and Hare

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #56 on: March 25, 2020, 01:38:50 PM »
Wasn't sure whether to put this here or in the worst responses thread. Possibly merits both.

https://twitter.com/TealCartoons/status/1242783624560246784

Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #57 on: March 25, 2020, 01:45:34 PM »
#caricature

Wonderful Butternut

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #58 on: March 25, 2020, 01:53:39 PM »
COVID bio-engineered by BoJo so he can wipe out the entire royal family and declare himself Emperor.

You heard it here first.

idunnosomename

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #59 on: March 25, 2020, 01:55:34 PM »
#PrinceCharles #pandemic #global #death #desolation

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