SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]

[idunnosomename]

it will be interesting if he dies.

[alan nagsworth]

If he dies the public won't be able to pay their respects :(

yeah no one's going to want to get their lips round the blowhole of a life size inflatable E.T. now are they?

[batwings]

Well he is first in line, after all.

Not the coronation he was hoping for, I bet!

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Wills waits to jump up to next in line.

[Pseudopath]

Not the coronation he was hoping for, I bet!

Ahhh...now the name of the virus makes sense! If only it selectively attacked royal cunts worldwide[nb]Or Royal Cunts Wreckin' Flu for the early rap fans.[/nb].

[Thursday]

Would be tragic if we weren't allowed out to celebrate mourn the death of a royal

[Norton Canes]

I think Cummings would take the fall for his herd immunity theory and 'who cares if some pensioners die' thing

Cummings and Johnson are surely heading for an almighty fallout that will make the Blair/Brown spat look like a mild disagreement over who should go first in a supermarket checkout queue. 

[Alberon]

BBC News are going fucking nuts over this.  Nicholas Witchell doing his best serious-sad-voice.
What a cunt.

Apparently Charles went to some big meet-and-greet cuntfest with Ant & Dec a few days ago.  Fucking hell.

Chuckles is one thing, but not Ant & Dec too!

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Chuckles is one thing, but not Ant & Dec too!

Let's get ready to tumble.

[Icehaven]

Chuckles is one thing, but not Ant & Dec too!

I believe there was an incident in which Anthony displayed his wreckless lack of concern for the safety of others, so with any luck Charles has done the one useful thing of his entire life and given him the plague.

[Dex Sawash]

Handy out of date reference chart

[Pseudopath]

Let's get ready to tumble.

I'm a Celebrity...Get (This Pulmonary Edema) Out Of (My Lungs)!

[BlodwynPig]

Sadly, Anna Friel was there too :'(

She still a celeb worthy of royal appointment?
Is it the 1990's?

[Pseudopath]

She still a celeb worthy of royal appointment?
Is it the 1990's?

Yeah...she still does the occasional "serious" drama on ITV. Probably more respectable than just being known for lads mag shoots and snogging lady scousers.

[Blue Jam]

Ahhh...now the name of the virus makes sense! If only it selectively attacked royal cunts worldwide[nb]Or Royal Cunts Wreckin' Flu for the early rap fans.[/nb].

It's A Royal Check-out

Come on Edward, get on it and with any luck you'll actually be king by the time this blows over.

[Funcrusher]

Be a bit of a big story if the Tories are judged to have caused more fatalities through herd immunity dithering and a royal carks it.

[idunnosomename]

genuinely hope he dies but first gives it to his rotten arsehole of a father

[imitationleather]

Handy out of date reference chart

Please let us end up with the paedo king we deserve.

[idunnosomename]

the question mark seems the best of a bad bunch

[Captain Crunch]

Something, something something about homeopathy blah blah blah.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

genuinely hope he dies but first gives it to his rotten arsehole of a father

Imagine the Duke of Edinburgh now: 'bloody yellow slitty-eyed virus spreaders!'

[Clatty McCutcheon]

So, government guidance is that essential travel doesn't involve going to second (or third or fourth) homes, and that people should not be taking refuge in remote places like the Highlands of Scotland where there are fewer resources to deal with the virus.

People hiding out up north in their camper vans are publicly shamed and told to piss off back home, but the bold Charles decides the best thing to do is to fuck off to his Highland castle with his entourage. 

And people still kow-tow to this absolute shower.

[idunnosomename]

BUT HES THE NEXT KING OF ENGLAND!!!!

[Clatty McCutcheon]

I hope the guy whose job it is to squeeze toothpaste onto his toothbrush for him is OK.

[Pingers]

In a way I hope he survives so we can have King Tampon l

[Bleeding Kansas]

Handy out of date reference chart

Why didn't they allow Princess Anne to move higher up as she is the second child of the Queen? Seems odd to limit it to people born after a certain date.

#OurLovelyAnnieAnne

[Gurke and Hare]

Wasn't sure whether to put this here or in the worst responses thread. Possibly merits both.

https://twitter.com/TealCartoons/status/1242783624560246784

[jobotic]

#caricature

[Wonderful Butternut]

COVID bio-engineered by BoJo so he can wipe out the entire royal family and declare himself Emperor.

You heard it here first.

[idunnosomename]

#PrinceCharles #pandemic #global #death #desolation