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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #90 on: March 25, 2020, 09:10:54 PM »
Why doesn't the Cunt of Death open her fucking purse and donate some of her coffers to the cause?

Is it because she's a torn faced, miserable old cunt?

I don't want her money. She can stick it up her hairy arse.

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« Reply #91 on: March 25, 2020, 09:19:02 PM »
Why doesn't the Cunt of Death open her fucking purse and donate some her coffers to the cause?

Is it because she's a torn faced, miserable old cunt?
would money really help solve anything though? the queen was until very recently a patron of hundreds of charities but I dont think the crown estate donates anything to charity. i dont even know if the private estate of the monarch donates anything. probably just pays andrews pizza bills in woking

i would love to see the cunt of death torn open on a rack

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« Reply #92 on: March 25, 2020, 09:20:42 PM »
Camilla has mysteriously tested negative.

Probably killed off the virus with fags and vodka.

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #93 on: March 25, 2020, 09:35:26 PM »
would money really help solve anything though? the queen was until very recently a patron of hundreds of charities but I dont think the crown estate donates anything to charity. i dont even know if the private estate of the monarch donates anything. probably just pays andrews pizza bills in woking

i would love to see the cunt of death torn open on a rack

It would be a gesture, a symbolic pat on the head.

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #94 on: March 26, 2020, 05:52:14 AM »
Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid- 19.

Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer- 14.

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« Reply #95 on: March 26, 2020, 08:43:58 AM »
It would be a gesture, a symbolic pat on the head.
shes not into those

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #96 on: March 26, 2020, 09:02:21 AM »
Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer- 14.

He'd best be careful now that all the Pizza Express Restaurants are closed.

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #97 on: March 26, 2020, 10:40:40 AM »
Is it heirborn?

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #98 on: March 26, 2020, 03:39:01 PM »
Prince Charles Dead would be the least interesting death. I wouldn't even give a shrug.

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #99 on: March 26, 2020, 06:28:19 PM »
Come on COVID-19, give these shitbags the full King Ralf.

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #100 on: March 31, 2020, 01:30:22 PM »
The man's a monster - a few days out of isolation and now this!


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« Reply #101 on: March 31, 2020, 01:45:38 PM »
tom baker's shrunk in the wash

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« Reply #102 on: March 31, 2020, 05:01:28 PM »
Bernard Manning and Antonio Carluccio’s love child has been activated by lightning.

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« Reply #103 on: March 31, 2020, 06:09:58 PM »
lol

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #104 on: April 01, 2020, 01:53:43 PM »
WHAT'S HE BLEDDY PLAYING AT


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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #105 on: April 01, 2020, 02:14:25 PM »
super spreader innit. the royals are part of the death cult

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #106 on: April 03, 2020, 05:27:31 PM »
The Queen will speak on Sunday.

It's already been recorded, so she has a vid - but does she have the 'vid?

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« Reply #107 on: April 03, 2020, 05:36:08 PM »
The Queen will speak on Sunday.

It's already been recorded, so she has a vid - but does she have the 'vid?

She will no doubt muster all due solemnity and gravitas when she opens with the words, 'My dear subjects, on the second of April, came the passing of Eddie Large, a man whose name was a byword for laughter....'

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #108 on: April 03, 2020, 05:54:01 PM »
Hope she bursts into maggots.

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« Reply #109 on: April 03, 2020, 05:59:41 PM »

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« Reply #110 on: April 03, 2020, 06:16:26 PM »
Hope she bursts into maggots.
well we can always live in hope.

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Re: SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]
« Reply #111 on: April 03, 2020, 06:25:24 PM »
fucking hell look at this stupid fucking farce

https://twitter.com/RoyalFamily/status/1246048468851974144

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