SIR PRINCE CHARLES DEAD SOON [merged]

[imitationleather]

Why doesn't the Cunt of Death open her fucking purse and donate some of her coffers to the cause?

Is it because she's a torn faced, miserable old cunt?

I don't want her money. She can stick it up her hairy arse.

[idunnosomename]

Why doesn't the Cunt of Death open her fucking purse and donate some her coffers to the cause?

Is it because she's a torn faced, miserable old cunt?

would money really help solve anything though? the queen was until very recently a patron of hundreds of charities but I dont think the crown estate donates anything to charity. i dont even know if the private estate of the monarch donates anything. probably just pays andrews pizza bills in woking

i would love to see the cunt of death torn open on a rack

[Blue Jam]

Camilla has mysteriously tested negative.

Probably killed off the virus with fags and vodka.

[Cuntbeaks]

would money really help solve anything though? the queen was until very recently a patron of hundreds of charities but I dont think the crown estate donates anything to charity. i dont even know if the private estate of the monarch donates anything. probably just pays andrews pizza bills in woking

i would love to see the cunt of death torn open on a rack

It would be a gesture, a symbolic pat on the head.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid- 19.

Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer- 14.

[idunnosomename]

It would be a gesture, a symbolic pat on the head.

shes not into those

[Bleeding Kansas]

Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer- 14.

He'd best be careful now that all the Pizza Express Restaurants are closed.

[Cerys]

Is it heirborn?

[standing ovation]

[BlodwynPig]

Prince Charles Dead would be the least interesting death. I wouldn't even give a shrug.

[Crabwalk]

Come on COVID-19, give these shitbags the full King Ralf.

[BlodwynPig]

The man's a monster - a few days out of isolation and now this!

[idunnosomename]

tom baker's shrunk in the wash

[Twit 2]

Bernard Manning and Antonio Carluccio's love child has been activated by lightning.

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

lol

[BlodwynPig]

WHAT'S HE BLEDDY PLAYING AT

[chveik]

super spreader innit. the royals are part of the death cult

[Thomas]

The Queen will speak on Sunday.

It's already been recorded, so she has a vid - but does she have the 'vid?

[Phoenix Lazarus]

The Queen will speak on Sunday.

It's already been recorded, so she has a vid - but does she have the 'vid?

She will no doubt muster all due solemnity and gravitas when she opens with the words, 'My dear subjects, on the second of April, came the passing of Eddie Large, a man whose name was a byword for laughter....'

[Twit 2]

Hope she bursts into maggots.

[Head Gardener]

jolly bad show

[idunnosomename]

Hope she bursts into maggots.

well we can always live in hope.

[idunnosomename]

fucking hell look at this stupid fucking farce

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