Author Topic: Beelivery  (Read 468 times)

Beelivery
« on: March 25, 2020, 03:25:41 PM »
Had honestly never heard of these bastards before all this kicked off, but thought they deserved their own thread. They're basically Deliveroo for all the shit you can buy down the Londis, promising to deliver to your door within 90 minutes of ordering.

But just check out their attractive prices (you can imagine this next bit in the voice of CAPTAIN TWO-LITAAAAAR if you wish):

Kingsmill 50/50 Medium Loaf: Just £2.19

Whiskas Steamed Fish Selection (12 pack): Only £7.89

Embassy Number 1 Red Cigarettes "THE FAGS OF KINGS": Yours for the bargain price of £17.19

I suppose if you're self-isolating and don't have any family or friends to help out, they'd probably be a godsend. Although the reviews suggest they're somewhat less than reliable at either delivering the goods or refunding your cash. Then again, I guess if you fuck with Beelivery, you're going to get stunglivery[1].

 1. OK, that doesn't really work.

Glebe

  • This is a low-flying panic attack.
Re: Beelivery
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2020, 05:04:25 PM »
I don't 'bee'-lieve it!

BlodwynPig

  • The Last Living Member of COVID-20
Re: Beelivery
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2020, 06:56:06 PM »
Bee careful, it might be Biggy riding a harnessed Bumble that comes to drop your Tizer and Tinned Tuna off.

PlanktonSideburns

  • time takes its toll, but not on the eyes
Re: Beelivery
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2020, 06:56:43 PM »
butterfield level stuff going on with some of these emergency delivery chancers

BlodwynPig

  • The Last Living Member of COVID-20
Re: Beelivery
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2020, 06:57:49 PM »
I've ordered an Easter egg from Fortnum and Mason's today. Delivered Monday!!!!

alan nagsworth

  • a ghost at his own feast
Re: Beelivery
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2020, 07:11:53 PM »
£8.49 for 4 cans of Skol, a bargain!!

Glebe

  • This is a low-flying panic attack.
Re: Beelivery
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2020, 07:43:56 PM »
£8.49 for 4 cans of Skol, a bargain!!

8 Ace "not impressed."

Re: Beelivery
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2020, 08:02:45 PM »
Well I suppose they are offering porterage where necessary

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