I've become violent

[popcorn]

I'm afraid that things have turned nasty, real nasty, and that I have become violent.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Best beat yourself up to nip it in the bud.

[popcorn]

Best beat yourself up to nip it in the bud.

You picked the wrong thread to post in, pal!

POW!!!

[Ferris]

About time, I've always thought you were a complete pushover

[Bazooka]

About time, I've always thought you were a complete pushover

Don't let his Popeye arms trick you, it's all water retention.

[pancreas]

You picked the wrong thread to post in, pal!

POW!!!

Christ, popcorn, what have you done to Cobb?

SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE. AND GET A PENIS BANDAGE ON THAT MAN, NOW!

[Captain Z]

Don't beat yourself up about it.

Best beat yourself up to nip it in the bud.

Right. You and me, outside, now!

[popcorn]

Christ, popcorn, what have you done to Cobb?

Are you talking to me?

Are you? Fucking are you?

Actually don't bother answering.

WHAMMO!!!!!!!

[selectivememory]

I'm calling the police.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

We really should establish who is the undisputed hardest cunt on CaB. Everyone meet up in a car park for a big scrap.

[Ferris]

We really should establish who is the undisputed hardest cunt on CaB. Everyone meet up in a car park for a big scrap.

We agreed it was me at the last AGM? I don't appreciate you trying to undermine me, it hurts my feelings

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I'll do more than hurt your feelings in a minute lad. I will hurt your face in.

[Ferris]

I'm crying now. Is this what you wanted?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Yes

*unzips fly*

[popcorn]

I've turned over a new leaf. No more violence for me.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Don't care. Gonna kick your cunt off.

[Ferris]

I've turned over a new leaf. No more violence for me.

Knew you were a pushover. Back to being the king of HS Art for me.