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Chritmas number 1: Oooooh I love you darling

Started by Bazooka, March 25, 2020, 06:56:09 PM

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Bazooka

Fresh out of prison, singer Desmond Sasquatch has secured the Christmas number 1 with his 1973 hit Oooooh I love you darling (The tune is Doctor Who theme)

Oooooh ooo, I love you darling,
Oooooh ooo, don't use your teeth,
Oooooh ooo, you ain't dreaming,
Oooooh ooo, turn down your screaming,
Oooooh ooo, I like you more than your sister,
Oooooh ooo, your lips are firm like scampi,
Oooooh ooo, sheets gonna need a deep clean,