Author Topic: Dismissive Dave.  (Read 388 times)

Glebe

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Dismissive Dave.
« on: March 26, 2020, 12:22:13 PM »
"Hey Dave, scientists say they have picked up an unusual signal that may be aliens!"

"What of it?"

Phoenix Lazarus

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Re: Dismissive Dave.
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2020, 09:58:07 PM »
'Dave, you're taking coronavirus very casually.'

(Dave writes on notepad) 'Nah, nice rest, doc.  This ventilator saves me effort.'

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Re: Dismissive Dave.
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2020, 12:33:53 AM »
Dave I’m so sorry your parakeet died.

Nah it’s alright might never happen.

Glebe

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Re: Dismissive Dave.
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2020, 09:52:10 AM »
"Hello Dave, the Queen herself here to knight you for services to indifference!"

"Be gone!"

Glebe

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Re: Dismissive Dave.
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2020, 04:03:08 PM »
"Dave, have you heard? They've started a colony on Mars!"

"The merest trifle."

Glebe

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Re: Dismissive Dave.
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2020, 02:10:09 PM »
BBC NEWS REPORTER ON TELLY: Scientists say the meteorite is scheduled to hit Earth any minute now!

DAVE: And?

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