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Dismissive Dave.

Started by Glebe, March 26, 2020, 12:22:13 PM

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Glebe

"Hey Dave, scientists say they have picked up an unusual signal that may be aliens!"

"What of it?"

'Dave, you're taking coronavirus very casually.'

(Dave writes on notepad) 'Nah, nice rest, doc.  This ventilator saves me effort.'

Ferris

Dave I'm so sorry your parakeet died.

Nah it's alright might never happen.

Glebe

"Hello Dave, the Queen herself here to knight you for services to indifference!"

"Be gone!"

Glebe

"Dave, have you heard? They've started a colony on Mars!"

"The merest trifle."

Glebe

BBC NEWS REPORTER ON TELLY: Scientists say the meteorite is scheduled to hit Earth any minute now!

DAVE: And?