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NHS Clapping
« on: March 26, 2020, 08:01:09 PM »
Is anyone getting this?

Hear it outside now. People just wanting to follow a Facebook fad I think but it is hilarious knowing most of these cunts clapping the NHS voted Tory, making them the thickest cunts going. Hope they all get covid in their anuses.

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Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2020, 08:02:07 PM »
Yeah, my Tory stronghold neighbourhood making a right racket the thick cunts.

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Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2020, 08:03:50 PM »
My girlfriend had a clap, fair enough. Had a little moment like Milhouse’s gran though, “CLOSE THAT DOOR YOU'RE LETTING THE HEAT OUT”. Also letting the deadly virus into our home where it will mercilessly flay the skin from our bones.

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Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2020, 08:04:24 PM »
This is heart warming

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Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2020, 08:04:34 PM »
Yeah a few whoops and one person clapping then some stupid cunt started letting off fireworks and setting every fucking dog in the area barking.

Stupid twats. See a thing on Facebook and jump to action. Fucking sheep.

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Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2020, 08:04:38 PM »
Clapping here too in Dublin, did a bit of a clap myself. Fireworks going on too.

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Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2020, 08:05:20 PM »
This just woke me up

Wondered what the fuck was happening

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Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2020, 08:05:28 PM »
ARE BRAVE NERSES

Nice sentiment. Not as nice as not voting for a party which shafts the NHS.

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Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2020, 08:06:55 PM »
Loads of clapping in Portsmouth,  fireworks too.  It's a nice gesture,  but It's all anyone is going to be talking about tomorrow and I'm preemptively tired of hearing all the takes about it.

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Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2020, 08:07:05 PM »
I was cynical but it was kind of nice to see real people at the windows of the cold houses I walk past every day and make me think I should make more of an effort to shut the curtains when I play with my balls.

Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2020, 08:07:14 PM »
And now its done. A 25 second climax of social media fueled appreciation for a service they are destroying. Whoop whoop!

Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2020, 08:08:38 PM »
oops i forgot

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Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2020, 08:09:11 PM »
I  hope that the stupid cunt letting off his fireworks loses a fucking eye. And that A&E can't see him due to IT.

Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2020, 08:09:26 PM »
Severely injured my hands from all the clapping and now I'm on my way to the A&E.

Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2020, 08:09:33 PM »
Hopefully this will give the Doctor strength to regenerate and beat the master

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Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2020, 08:10:12 PM »
All health workers have the clap when I’ve finished with them.

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Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2020, 08:10:35 PM »
Eh, bollocks to your cynicism, that was heart warming.

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Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2020, 08:11:14 PM »
They're trying to root out all the fairies. Send the buggers back to Neverland.

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Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2020, 08:11:44 PM »
INT. COVID-19 MONITORING CENTRE

Employee: Sir, you should see this...

General: Is this live?

Employee: Yes, sir. Covid-19 cases dropping in all sectors...

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Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2020, 08:14:40 PM »
Yeah a few whoops and one person clapping then some stupid cunt started letting off fireworks and setting every fucking dog in the area barking.

Stupid twats. See a thing on Facebook and jump to action. Fucking sheep.

About time sheep got their own back on dogs though

Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2020, 08:14:56 PM »
HURRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2020, 08:16:13 PM »
my dick shot off and exploded in the sky in a burst of cum that said "thank you NHS and good work Boris Johnson too you are trying your level best to beat the COVID-19 virus"

Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2020, 08:16:47 PM »
Eh, bollocks to your cynicism, that was heart warming.

Because a social media giant told people to clap their hands like seals to appreciate something they wanted to destroy?

Maybe, I don't know.

Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2020, 08:18:14 PM »
No doubt student union officials were there with silent jazz hands.

Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #25 on: March 26, 2020, 08:18:34 PM »
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Nice sentiment. Not as nice as not voting for a party which shafts the NHS.

There's something unsettling about the lecterns at the 5pm press conferences. In Lib Dem yellow stay at home (rings true) Labour red save lives (obviously) and slap bang in the middle Tory blue save the NHS (oh do fuck off)

Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #26 on: March 26, 2020, 08:19:50 PM »
And now its done. A 25 second climax of social media fueled appreciation for a service they are destroying. Whoop whoop!

No chance, the new nightly instruction on pain of death if you don't comply

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Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #27 on: March 26, 2020, 08:26:09 PM »
Because a social media giant told people to clap their hands like seals to appreciate something they wanted to destroy?

Maybe, I don't know.

well a lot of staff have had to work very long hours making sure the death count stays as low as it can and get folk back to health, you never know a fellow CaB member may very well have to rely on them sooner or later

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Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #28 on: March 26, 2020, 08:27:54 PM »
Autistic adult sister darted out the door in bare feet to film the clapping, only to be screamed at to put some shoes on by our mum.  I'm not sure if it was the ensuing crying fit, or my cough-prone sister being too close to them, but she forced the neighbours on both sides to return back inside lickety-split.  Have just mopped the floors.  People cough on streets!

Gonna be a chilled few months.

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Re: NHS Clapping
« Reply #29 on: March 26, 2020, 08:28:17 PM »
The private hospitals get overlooked AGAIN.

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