NHS Clapping

[BlodwynPig]

anyway, baked potato taking off

https://youtu.be/yYOkgCkxj9I

more plinky plonky music to intonate cutesy togetherness and twee pride

(not knocking the message)

#BlodwynBlamesBeatles

[evilcommiedictator]

At least Jeremy isn't in charge, there would be forced clapping for the working class every hour and our arms would be bloody stumps from all the clapping, we wouldn't even be able to wank with our forced excellent internet either

[Twit 2]

Are we all still getting irrational angry and conspiratorial about people clapping? (checks thread...YUP)

There's just a tiny chance that some people are taking an exaggerated position for comic effect...

[ollyboro]

Much like the exercise fiasco, there's been a staggering lack of guidance from the Government on this. It needs to be made compulsory.*

*With obvious exceptions, such as: coal miners, ship builders, bakers, those declared medically unfit, the Queen, the final grieving Chuckle Brother, Jehovah's witnesses, conscientious objectors etc

[idunnosomename]

more plinky plonky music to intonate cutesy togetherness and twee pride

(not knocking the message)

#BlodwynBlamesBeatles

well the original thing is more about how silly the puppet is and lucas corpsing from the whole stupidity of it (which I suspect isn't as accidental as it looks), and this of course strips all that away to make it very polished, twee and bland. but absolutely nothing wrong with that, the original is still there and think it's all very sincere in its intentions and well thought-out. and the cause of helping NHS workers get food at this tough time rather than throwing into a black hole directly at a service which ought to be supported by the taxpayer is great too

imagine graham linehan mobilising his back catalogue to do something like this? no, you cant, because hes a selfish cunt.

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

At least Jeremy isn't in charge, there would be forced clapping for the working class every hour and our arms would be bloody stumps from all the clapping, we wouldn't even be able to wank with our forced excellent internet either

But at least the "internet" would be free at the point of use.

[Sin Agog]

At least Jeremy isn't in charge, there would be forced clapping for the working class every hour and our arms would be bloody stumps from all the clapping, we wouldn't even be able to wank with our forced excellent internet either

I bet Crobbins would somehow find a way to convert our claps into renewable electricity.  I am a British man. I am not a Matrix!

[Sony Walkman Prophecies]

Solidarity fists. Taking the knee. Rocking Police & Thieves by the Clash via a shoulder-mounted tape deck. Perhaps a combination of all three.

[phantom_power]

Corbyn would be clapping anti-semitically and probably without the correct deference to his betters

[Ray Travez]

They do realise that the NHS isn't fuelled by claps?

[idunnosomename]

no

[Dex Sawash]

We clapped for usa bighealthmegacorp last night at 8p. I only knew about it from the neighborhood email aftermath over the gunfire which was actually firecrackers.

[idunnosomename]

i clapped for the queen i hope one day she will piss on me.

[JesusAndYourBush]

On Tuesday there will be a round of applause for courier and delivery drivers. It could be any time between 9am and 5pm.

[drummersaredeaf]

Someone put this plague through the door a few days ago. Firstly, encouraging contagion by putting them through multiple doors, and secondly by potentially touching all the glasses left out on the front wall. No idea if it actually went ahead as it overlapped with a busy period in my wanking schedule.

[idunnosomename]

Better than clapping imo

[BlodwynPig]

Still waiting for Boris' letter

Be *funny* if he died before the letter's arrived.

Letter from a Dead Man

[Buelligan]

Got mine the other day.

         

[idunnosomename]

[Wonderful Butternut]

https://twitter.com/hashtag/dontbuythesun?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Ehashtag

[gib]

i like the way they included a slightly dusky one in the line up

[idunnosomename]

looks a bit glum and only has one arm though. send him back where he came from

[BlodwynPig]

Sunemployment?

[shiftwork2]

Those nurses are having a fine old time, look at those smiles.  It's like Ed Sheeran's come back on for two more.  Don't think we should be applauding these people tbh.

[Pink Gregory]

"Sack the Docs"

[idunnosomename]

Side of angles xxx. What day is it today? Oh it is clap day hooray i can stand on my doorstep this evening and clap hereoses

[jobotic]

Either those people are Sun employees dressed up as nurses or they are real nurses who are fucking livid this morning.

[Butchers Blind]

Just when you thought The Sun couldn't get more hysterical... 

Amazed people are still happy to buy it.  Is it just bought out of habit?

[BlodwynPig]

Either those people are Sun employees dressed up as nurses or they are real nurses who are fucking livid this morning.

Beverley Allitt spotted amongst them

[daf]

Get yer claps out!