NHS Clapping

[BlodwynPig]

oh wow wait he died

yup, confirmed.

State Funeral next week.

[idunnosomename]

Some cunts bought a vuvuzela

[Huxleys Babkins]

Hardly anyone out there this week. I think it's run it's course around here.

[Prison Biscuits]

One (1) car horn cunt blast. Polite smattering of fireworks in the east. Nothing else.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Another firework and some crones.

The cunts have given up trying to out utensil each other

[Pink Gregory]

Saw someone trying to shame her whole road for not clapping on the Mutual Aid group facebook page.

So we're here now are we.

[Quote]

Quite a bit of pot banging going on.

I try not to be too cynical, I'm sure they mean well. Fucking horrible racket though.

[Danger Man]

Pretty much silent tonight where I live.

Maybe the clapping, like the virus, is in decline now.

[Cuntbeaks]

8pm Thursday's, a great time for drive by shootings.

[BlodwynPig]

Quite a bit of pot banging going on.

I try not to be too cynical, I'm sure they mean well. Fucking horrible racket though.

For once, I'm glad its still continuing...nothing round here tonight...but as long as it continues the longer I hope that reality of a changed world will sink in for when / if we come out the other side. By this I mean, people not going back to killing swans and shagging kebabs on a Saturday night, but actually a changed society.

[Danger Man]

The minute the pubs reopen we're back to 'normality'

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

From what I gather it'll be Saturday 4th July for pub opening (outdoor seating only).

Some already seem to be getting around it with plastic cups for 'off sales'

[massive bereavement]

For once, I'm glad its still continuing...nothing round here tonight...but as long as it continues the longer I hope that reality of a changed world will sink in for when / if we come out the other side. By this I mean, people not going back to killing swans and shagging kebabs on a Saturday night, but actually a changed society.

It'll change to shagging swans and killing kebabs for a bit until people remember which way around they used to do it.

[BlodwynPig]

From what I gather it'll be Saturday 4th July for pub opening (outdoor seating only).

Some already seem to be getting around it with plastic cups for 'off sales'

As a beer man, I've given you leeway on this issue, but personally NO PUBS SHOULD OPEN UNTIL 2021

[Cloud]

Some cunts bought a vuvuzela

Ayyyyyy I called it (back in April)

It's a game of "what other noise will someone make this week", I'm expecting vuvuzelas by around late May / early June.

[Fabian Thomsett]

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/may/21/nhs-doctor-enough-people-clapping?CMP=share_btn_tw

[bgmnts]

Yeah vuvuzelas out, raucous clapping and the same proper spack banging pots and pans.

Cunts.

[Abnormal Palm]

Tonight was the first time I clapped and you should have seen the looks on their faces. It was almost like I had crashed the party and taken a shit on the sausage rolls but after a few shifty squints, it was smiles all round. I was whooping and cheering and they were laughing it up and cheering, too. Of course, the joke was on them, I was actually clapping myself because I had just ordered the Akira 4K UHD Blu-Ray from PlayAsia.

[BlodwynPig]

Tonight was the first time I clapped and you should have seen the looks on their faces. It was almost like I had crashed the party and taken a shit on the sausage rolls but after a few shifty squints, it was smiles all round. I was whooping and cheering and they were laughing it up and cheering, too. Of course, the joke was on them, I was actually clapping myself because I had just ordered the Akira 4K UHD Blu-Ray from PlayAsia.

keep clapping, Bobo

[Abnormal Palm]

Fuck that's brutal.

[BlodwynPig]

Bosto, earlier...and later

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

As a beer man, I've given you leeway on this issue, but personally NO PUBS SHOULD OPEN UNTIL 2021

Do control experiments.

The Isle of Man get to re-open pubs fully. If people die then it's tax avoiding Clarkson idolising filth.

On the other hand...Canvey Island. Close that down even more than it is at the minute. Close it all down. 10 years minimum.

[Abnormal Palm]

Oh, I thought you meant a 'bourgeois-bohemian'.

[BlodwynPig]

Oh, I thought you meant a 'bourgeois-bohemian'.

I'm going to sleep now, but the image of you as the eternal clapping chimpanzee will stay with me.

[Abnormal Palm]

The clapping was clearly ironic.

[Head Gardener]

clappage down 40% in my street tonight and no fireworks/car horns

[Icehaven]

Someone was making the most appalling attempt to play The Last Post on a trumpet or something during the clapping earlier and it was absolutely awful, very funny and spectacularly disrespectful.

[idunnosomename]

im laughing just thinking about a shitty last post

[MinnieTimperley]

a shitty last post

This is what we all call you when you're not here

[Ray Travez]

8pm Thursday's, a great time for drive by shootings.

Pop pop pop, free saucepan!