The Middle Class Demonologists

[Gregory Torso]

"Oh for Heaven's sakes, dear, what have I told you about leaving the French doors open? Now Yog-Sothoth is devouring the cockapoo."

[Gregory Torso]

"Viola! Eglinton! Get down here this instance! The Dark One is arriving and your father hasn't even warmed the lamb's blood on the Aga. I despair of this family."

[Gregory Torso]

"Who are we receiving tonight?"

"Shub Niggurath."

"Marcus! You can't say that these days."

"Sorry, Shub Person-of-colourath."

[pancreas]

'Did John Lewis have the pentagram mats with the rabbits feet corners?'

'No, darling, I had to go to TK Maxx.'

[Ferris]

'Did John Lewis have the pentagram mats with the rabbits feet corners?'

'No, darling, I had to go to TK Maxx.'

One for the middle class deso thread