Author Topic: The Middle Class Demonologists  (Read 208 times)

The Middle Class Demonologists
« on: March 26, 2020, 08:39:28 PM »
"Oh for Heaven's sakes, dear, what have I told you about leaving the French doors open? Now Yog-Sothoth is devouring the cockapoo."

Re: The Middle Class Demonologists
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2020, 08:46:29 PM »
"Viola! Eglinton! Get down here this instance! The Dark One is arriving and your father hasn't even warmed the lamb's blood on the Aga. I despair of this family."


Re: The Middle Class Demonologists
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2020, 08:47:39 PM »
"Who are we receiving tonight?"

"Shub Niggurath."

"Marcus! You can't say that these days."

"Sorry, Shub Person-of-colourath."

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Re: The Middle Class Demonologists
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2020, 09:19:06 PM »
'Did John Lewis have the pentagram mats with the rabbits feet corners?'

'No, darling, I had to go to TK Maxx.'

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Re: The Middle Class Demonologists
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2020, 12:32:00 AM »
'Did John Lewis have the pentagram mats with the rabbits feet corners?'

'No, darling, I had to go to TK Maxx.'

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