how much bog roll you packing

[Gregory Torso]

5 ROLLS

[Gregory Torso]

when its gone i'm going to clap my arse cheeks until the turds get dusted like vampires in buffy

[Old Gold Tooth]

One on the go and a 4-pack ready and waiting.

When they're all used, I'm going to take a shower after every shit, and when lockdown ends I won't be able to go to the toilet unless I can see a shower. The doctors will tell my mum I've ruined the part of my brain that understands wiping.

[idunnosomename]

isnt it just the worst when you run out and you wipe your arse on tissues?

some people dont have tissues in the house though. god knows what they do

[Mr_Simnock]

enough for about 3 weeks of solid pooing

[ollyboro]

3000ish feet. About 900 metres pre-Brexit #getting our shithouse paper back.

[shiftwork2]

love the word ply

[imitationleather]

Ply me with bog roll.

[Captain Z]

Don't forget you can always fall back on Karl Pilkington's brother's army trick to make it last longer.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Love the word FUCKING SHITTER RAGS

[Wonderful Butternut]

About 4 rolls. I can get more tomorrow because I don't live in a country inhabited by complete wankers.

[Ferris]

Terrific wheeze at the corner store near me



That means they are selling a 24 pack for $50 (about 30 quid). That puts us up to 8 rolls, not too shabby.

[Dex Sawash]

Bought a 48 pack March 4th. Inventory in mid 30s now.

[ollyboro]

Bought a 48 pack March 4th. Inventory in mid 30s now.

So you've used about a quarter of your stash in 3 weeks. You should be alright until the summer. Then things could get messy. Good luck.

[Head Gardener]

[Bazooka]

Bought a 48 pack March 4th. Inventory in mid 30s now.

A wild 1 Litre Bottle of Prune Juice appears, it's a critical hit!