Albert's Anus on the Sega Saturn

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What a fascinating release this is.  I don't think I will ever tire of it.

[Glebe]

It's the main reason we haven't seen many OFAH games over the years.

[Gregory Torso]

Got stuck on the fourth winnet.

[Glebe]

Got stuck on the fourth winnet.

You have to conserve the Andrex until you've completed Stage 1.

[Gregory Torso]

Damn, I kept feeding it into the arsehole. I'll have to give it another go.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

You have to admire the cheat mode

Spoiler alert

type "ANUS-INFINITY" on the console

[close]

where you can just wazz around the entire tract not losing a single health point.

[Glebe]

Anyone remember Rodney's Cock for the Dreamcast?

[Gregory Torso]

Yeah, man. There was a secret level just after you get the Golden Miscarriage: if you jumped down the lift shaft, you went into a submarine where loads of Uncle Alberts were running around screaming and you picked them off with an assault rifle.

[Bazooka]

Four player LAN multiplayer is a hoot,but because you have to use that special attachment, you have to deep clean the room after playing.

[popcorn]

Tell Albert to get his anus off my Sega Saturn!!

[Fambo Number Mive]

That cheat code when everyone looked like Marlene was good fun.

[idunnosomename]

Sega game for the horse boy

[popcorn]

Tell Albert to get his anus off my Sega Saturn!!

urghhhh the memory cartridge slot is all pooey!

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That's what you get for playing a cracked version.

[popcorn]

My version is called Alan's Crack.

[idunnosomename]

Alan Crack: Robocunt