Author Topic: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!  (Read 58661 times)

Danger Man

  • The original CABLAD
Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« on: March 27, 2020, 11:19:31 AM »
Please please please ……….

Quote
BORIS Johnson has tested positive for coronavirus, Downing Street said today.
A Downing Street spokesperson said: “After experiencing mild symptoms yesterday, the Prime Minister was tested for coronavirus on the personal advice of England’s Chief Medical Officer, Professor Chris Whitty.
“The test was carried out in No 10 by NHS staff and the result of the test was positive.

BlodwynPig

  • The Last Living Member of COVID-20
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2020, 11:19:54 AM »
Hoping he makes a swift recovery

alan nagsworth

  • aka the mollusk
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2020, 11:21:26 AM »
That poor brave man. My thoughts are with him.

Danger Man

  • The original CABLAD
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2020, 11:21:59 AM »
I've started clapping

greencalx

  • Never knowingly knowledgeable
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2020, 11:22:26 AM »
He may be a horrible cunt, but even he doesn't deserve to die of this. Which of course he won't because he'll be BUPAd to the max and won't have to fight a pensioner off a ventilator.

Buelligan

  • STOP being afraid
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2020, 11:23:55 AM »
He's probably just saying it so's he can lie in bed playing tetris until it's all over and then emerge, the bloody but unbowed hero.

Cuellar

  • Taxes, they'll be lower...son
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2020, 11:24:00 AM »
This is deeply troubling.

shiftwork2

  • pies this is your time
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2020, 11:25:34 AM »
He’s going to be a hero now.

imitationleather

  • "The French... are famous... for their kissing"
    • http://last.fm/user/ImiLeathr
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2020, 11:25:57 AM »
When I had the 'vid I felt pretty rough but kept saying to myself, "This may be bad, but I reckon if I was a fat blonde posh cunt with no soul who looks like Jimmy Savile after a diet of pure Greggs I'd be in serious trouble."

The optics don't look good. Please pull through, mate. :(

Funcrusher

  • Been shot up more times than Tom Mix
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2020, 11:26:24 AM »
Enjoy your herd immunity, you Etonian fucktard.

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2020, 11:28:05 AM »
Does this mean he's been having sex with Prince Charles?

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2020, 11:28:39 AM »
Let's hope he had a nice big viral load due to his rubbish management of the situation

KennyMonster

  • Dance like The Goverment is watching.
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2020, 11:29:28 AM »
So who's in charge now?
(Stephen Fry? Michael Palin?)

Alberon

  • His heart is an empty fridge
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2020, 11:29:33 AM »
I don't care if he lives or dies, except for wanting to know what reptilian fucktard is in line to replace him while he is incapacitated (more than normal that is) or dead.

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2020, 11:29:40 AM »
He may be a horrible cunt, but even he doesn't deserve to die of this. Which of course he won't because he'll be BUPAd to the max and won't have to fight a pensioner off a ventilator.

What? Of course he deserves to die of it! Pin your courage to the sticking place, you fucking weed.

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2020, 11:29:46 AM »
So is Dominic Raab taking over now as the underling of the other Dominic.

Petey Pate

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • no u
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2020, 11:29:57 AM »
So who's in charge now?
(Stephen Fry? Michael Palin?)

Corbyn to assume power as caretaker PM.

BlodwynPig

  • The Last Living Member of COVID-20
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2020, 11:30:05 AM »
"Mild Symptoms" like Charles.

Fuck sake COVID, you brown-nosing fuckweasel

Buelligan

  • STOP being afraid
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2020, 11:30:39 AM »
But it's early days.  Anything could happen.

EasyToType

  • I'm going nowhere Lynn
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2020, 11:30:59 AM »
My poor leader.......!

Sebastian Cobb

  • bad opinion haver
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2020, 11:31:04 AM »
He may be a horrible cunt, but even he doesn't deserve to die of this. Which of course he won't because he'll be BUPAd to the max and won't have to fight a pensioner off a ventilator.

Generally this hypocrisy doesn't go unnoticed. Diabetic NHS patients (depending where they live) found it easier to get Freestyle Libre CGM's after May was seen with one.

Cuellar

  • Taxes, they'll be lower...son
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2020, 11:31:37 AM »
"Mild Symptoms" like Charles.

Fuck sake COVID, you brown-nosing fuckweasel

They're just saying that to keep our morale up

Don't die Boris :(

Urinal Cake

  • -0/-0
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2020, 11:32:06 AM »
Does this mean he's been having sex with Prince Charles?
I imagine Charles has a much better chance of recovery. Reptiles have better recovery than cunts.

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2020, 11:32:09 AM »
looking forward to bonkers bozza giving the nation an address from his sofa under a blanket, with a pack of ice on his head, a thermometer out of the corner of his mouth, a bottle of lucozade and a red bucket to be sick in next to him on the floor

"hiya folks! bit under the weather, but together, we'll get covid done!!" *TWO THUMBS UP*

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2020, 11:33:06 AM »
"Mild Symptoms" like Charles.

Fuck sake COVID, you brown-nosing fuckweasel

I hope I get the special celebrity strain like Chas, BoJo, Tom Hanks etc. have, it seems fine. Not sure I want the prole strain that everyone else seems to get.

massive bereavement

  • Representation mingles with what it represents
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2020, 11:33:22 AM »
I don't believe he has it, it's an excuse for him to go back into hiding. I reckon he was bored of doing the daily broadcasts.

Butchers Blind

  • I don't want the undertaker stealing my sins
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2020, 11:33:40 AM »
Goodnight, sweet prince.


Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #28 on: March 27, 2020, 11:34:14 AM »
Surely if he has it then a fair amount of the government will have it as well. Shame

Cuellar

  • Taxes, they'll be lower...son
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #29 on: March 27, 2020, 11:35:09 AM »
Surely if he has it then a fair amount of the government will have it as well. Shame

Exactly. Very troubling. :(

Tags: