Boris Johnson has the virus!!!

[Danger Man]

Please please please ..........

BORIS Johnson has tested positive for coronavirus, Downing Street said today.
A Downing Street spokesperson said: "After experiencing mild symptoms yesterday, the Prime Minister was tested for coronavirus on the personal advice of England's Chief Medical Officer, Professor Chris Whitty.
"The test was carried out in No 10 by NHS staff and the result of the test was positive.

[BlodwynPig]

Hoping he makes a swift recovery

[alan nagsworth]

That poor brave man. My thoughts are with him.

[Danger Man]

I've started clapping

[greencalx]

He may be a horrible cunt, but even he doesn't deserve to die of this. Which of course he won't because he'll be BUPAd to the max and won't have to fight a pensioner off a ventilator.

[Buelligan]

He's probably just saying it so's he can lie in bed playing tetris until it's all over and then emerge, the bloody but unbowed hero.

[Cuellar]

This is deeply troubling.

[shiftwork2]

He's going to be a hero now.

[imitationleather]

When I had the 'vid I felt pretty rough but kept saying to myself, "This may be bad, but I reckon if I was a fat blonde posh cunt with no soul who looks like Jimmy Savile after a diet of pure Greggs I'd be in serious trouble."

The optics don't look good. Please pull through, mate. :(

[Funcrusher]

Enjoy your herd immunity, you Etonian fucktard.

[Dr Trouser]

Does this mean he's been having sex with Prince Charles?

[phantom_power]

Let's hope he had a nice big viral load due to his rubbish management of the situation

[KennyMonster]

So who's in charge now?
(Stephen Fry? Michael Palin?)

[Alberon]

I don't care if he lives or dies, except for wanting to know what reptilian fucktard is in line to replace him while he is incapacitated (more than normal that is) or dead.

[pancreas]

He may be a horrible cunt, but even he doesn't deserve to die of this. Which of course he won't because he'll be BUPAd to the max and won't have to fight a pensioner off a ventilator.

What? Of course he deserves to die of it! Pin your courage to the sticking place, you fucking weed.

[EOLAN]

So is Dominic Raab taking over now as the underling of the other Dominic.

[Petey Pate]

So who's in charge now?
(Stephen Fry? Michael Palin?)

Corbyn to assume power as caretaker PM.

[BlodwynPig]

"Mild Symptoms" like Charles.

Fuck sake COVID, you brown-nosing fuckweasel

[Buelligan]

But it's early days.  Anything could happen.

[EasyToType]

My poor leader.......!

[Sebastian Cobb]

He may be a horrible cunt, but even he doesn't deserve to die of this. Which of course he won't because he'll be BUPAd to the max and won't have to fight a pensioner off a ventilator.

Generally this hypocrisy doesn't go unnoticed. Diabetic NHS patients (depending where they live) found it easier to get Freestyle Libre CGM's after May was seen with one.

[Cuellar]

"Mild Symptoms" like Charles.

Fuck sake COVID, you brown-nosing fuckweasel

They're just saying that to keep our morale up

Don't die Boris :(

[Urinal Cake]

Does this mean he's been having sex with Prince Charles?

I imagine Charles has a much better chance of recovery. Reptiles have better recovery than cunts.

[idunnosomename]

looking forward to bonkers bozza giving the nation an address from his sofa under a blanket, with a pack of ice on his head, a thermometer out of the corner of his mouth, a bottle of lucozade and a red bucket to be sick in next to him on the floor

"hiya folks! bit under the weather, but together, we'll get covid done!!" *TWO THUMBS UP*

[Dr Trouser]

"Mild Symptoms" like Charles.

Fuck sake COVID, you brown-nosing fuckweasel

I hope I get the special celebrity strain like Chas, BoJo, Tom Hanks etc. have, it seems fine. Not sure I want the prole strain that everyone else seems to get.

[massive bereavement]

I don't believe he has it, it's an excuse for him to go back into hiding. I reckon he was bored of doing the daily broadcasts.

[Butchers Blind]

Goodnight, sweet prince.

[pcsjwgm]

Official:
https://mobile.twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1243496858095411200

[phantom_power]

Surely if he has it then a fair amount of the government will have it as well. Shame

[Cuellar]

Surely if he has it then a fair amount of the government will have it as well. Shame

Exactly. Very troubling. :(