Boris Johnson has the virus!!!

[olliebean]

I don't know about anyone else, but I've just been assuming he was going to get it/already had it for a while now, given how he clearly doesn't have a fucking clue how important it is to take precautions. "Came as a shock," my arse.

And, as has been pointed out elsewhere, he doesn't have the virus that all the rest of us are getting. He has the one where you get premium medical care from the outset no matter how mild your symptoms are, and no problems getting food, and you don't lose any of your income or have any financial problems whatsoever.

[idunnosomename]

hiya folks

[katzenjammer]

Yes. Yes you are.

Watch the moment Tory MPs cheered blocking a pay rise for nurses and firefighters

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/watch-moment-tories-cheered-blocking-10707293

[phantom_power]

The right are having a fucking field day taking the moral high ground over every left wing person that doesn't give out their thoughts and prayers.

[jobotic]

The right are having a fucking field day taking the moral high ground over every left wing person that doesn't give out their thoughts and prayers.

Fuck em.

"Nonchalant Johnson". Think we've all at that at some point, eh lads?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/27/nonchalant-boris-johnson-accused-of-covid-19-complacency

[BlodwynPig]

I don't believe him to be a nonchalant, but he does know plenty in his party

[olliebean]

The annoying thing is everyone's going to fucking love him for this, good old Boris, showing the Blitz spirit, getting the virus along with the rest of us, proves he's just like us doesn't it? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

[H-O-W-L]

Will they roll him into a plague pit like the rest of us?

[Sebastian Cobb]

Meanwhile Putin takes precautions.

[BlodwynPig]

Will they roll him into a plague pit like the rest of us?

Dead in a plague pit

[idunnosomename]

Meanwhile Putin takes precautions.

WHO FARTED HAHAHAHAH

[Blue Jam]

The right are having a fucking field day taking the moral high ground over every left wing person that doesn't give out their thoughts and prayers.

Wishing death on Boris Johnson is intolerance. Wishing death on Greta Thunberg is just a bit of banter.

So much for the right not being the snowflakes who can't take a joke.

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

The annoying thing is everyone's going to fucking love him for this, good old Boris, showing the Blitz spirit, getting the virus along with the rest of us, proves he's just like us doesn't it? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

That's the real kick in the nuts about all of this, they won't fucking shut up about brave Boris once he pulls through even when it's his own stupid fault in the first place.

[olliebean]

Oh fuck me, #clapforboris is trending. It mainly seems to be trending because of more sensible people ridiculing and rubbishing it, but it's an actual thing that some people are trying to make happen at 8pm tomorrow. I'd better not hear any clapping or cheering in earshot of my house tomorrow evening.

<edit> #booforboris is also trending, for what it's worth. Really doing well at bringing the country together, isn't he?

[massive bereavement]

How about everybody sets fire to their bog rolls for Boris.
Build big massive bonfires of bog rolls in the middle of the streets.
If you love him so much, make that sacrifice.

[Sebastian Cobb]

How about everybody sets fire to their bog rolls for Boris.
Build big massive bonfires of bog rolls in the middle of the streets.
If you love him so much, make that sacrifice.

Almost as daft as when all them trump fans posted photos of them pouring their cereal down the bog.

[Ferris]

Almost as daft as when all them trump fans posted photos of them pouring their cereal down the bog.

??

[olliebean]

Well at least if I hear any approbation tonight I can make a note of which neighbours to shun in the future.

[evilcommiedictator]

Oh fuck me, #clapforboris is trending

Don't you get herd immunity to the Clap after you've had it more than 10 times?

[KennyMonster]

Oh fuck me, #clapforboris is trending. It mainly seems to be trending because of more sensible people ridiculing and rubbishing it, but it's an actual thing that some people are trying to make happen at 8pm tomorrow. I'd better not hear any clapping or cheering in earshot of my house tomorrow evening.

<edit> #booforboris is also trending, for what it's worth. Really doing well at bringing the country together, isn't he?

Oh, I thought it was a campaign to get our PM infected with as many VDs as possible?

Judging by his verbal delivery, syphillis has already been ticked off the list years ago.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I was saying Boo-ris.

[Cursus]

FFS:

[idunnosomename]

Hahaha oh dan.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Boris Johnson passes crucial 'not as bad as Hitler' test.

[idunnosomename]

At least Hitler could keep himself smartened up!!!!!

[thenoise]

I'm a bit fucked off with these old cunts continually comparing this pandemic to the second world war.  Is that really the best comparison you have?

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

The fuck do ye insist on bigging up Churchill, he hated the working class and was a colossal racist.

[idunnosomename]

The thing you need to realise about Dan Hodges is he is genuinely incredibly stupid

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The thing you need to realise about Dan Hodges is he is genuinely incredibly stupid desperate for attention and relevance beyond any other consideration

[BlodwynPig]

FFS:

Get well soon, you sick sick newspaper