Author Topic: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!  (Read 57674 times)

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1860 on: August 26, 2020, 12:23:41 AM »
Hairy triangle

I thought he got banged up.

buzby

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1861 on: August 26, 2020, 08:04:56 AM »
Yeah, I did that earlier and got the same result. Suspicious lack of relevant info, isn’t there.
The picture originates from here.
https://maclive.co.uk/electric-violinist/

Dex Sawash

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1862 on: August 26, 2020, 10:16:12 AM »
The picture originates from here.
https://maclive.co.uk/electric-violinist/

Does everyone want to see if she can keep playing while being rolled away propelled by a golf car or am i having a  a Peter's Mad Thought.

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1863 on: August 26, 2020, 10:19:04 AM »
Wasn't he also banging a 20 something "influencer" who designed T-shirts? Remember hearing that's what the fight with him and Carrie Symonds was about.

Blue Jam

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1864 on: August 26, 2020, 10:48:13 AM »
Wasn't he also banging a 20 something "influencer" who designed T-shirts? Remember hearing that's what the fight with him and Carrie Symonds was about.

The fight was supposedly about the violinist he was allegedly banging, but...

Wasn't he also banging a 20 something "influencer" who designed T-shirts?

Probably.

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1865 on: August 26, 2020, 12:28:11 PM »
Remember when Jennifer Acuri was everywhere then she just went away and now bozza is just wholesome family man

Fuck off


BlodwynPig

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1867 on: August 26, 2020, 02:17:36 PM »
Why would believe anything coming from Mr. Johnson?

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1868 on: August 26, 2020, 02:29:01 PM »
Remember when it looked like Boris Johnson might die?

Good times.

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1869 on: August 26, 2020, 02:32:04 PM »
Boris Johnson on a ventilator was our Nevada caucus

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1870 on: August 26, 2020, 02:53:15 PM »
Boris Johnson sleeps nude on a ventilator which he believes gives him sexual powers.


BlodwynPig

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1872 on: August 26, 2020, 03:59:17 PM »
Is Johnson Russia’s worst spy?

Blue Jam

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1873 on: August 26, 2020, 05:57:05 PM »
Johnson English

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1874 on: August 26, 2020, 07:20:13 PM »
Remember when it looked like Boris Johnson might die?

Good times.
i mean he still will eventually

Blue Jam

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1875 on: August 27, 2020, 12:15:27 PM »
BoJo has hired a personal trainer in a bid to lose weight and get fit by shagging her five times a night- nah, relax Carrie, it's a bloke:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-53930665

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1876 on: August 27, 2020, 12:17:35 PM »
Hopefully Rishi subsidises us all a personal trainer to help with weight loss as well, considering how important that is.

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1877 on: August 27, 2020, 12:20:13 PM »
Help Out By Eating Out.

NO NOT THAT MUCH.

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1878 on: August 27, 2020, 06:24:58 PM »
BoJo has hired a personal trainer in a bid to lose weight and get fit by shagging her five times a night- nah, relax Carrie, it's a bloke:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-53930665

Not only that it's one of those black chaps that you get nowadays what racist no siree not I, Boris "Watermelon Smiles Picaninny etc." Wankshaft III

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1879 on: August 27, 2020, 06:41:05 PM »
Not only that it's one of those black chaps that you get nowadays what racist no siree not I, Boris "Watermelon Smiles Picaninny etc." Wankshaft III

How long until Boris explains “they’re just naturally stronger.”
“Who’s they?”
“Well uh uh uh uh uh uhh personal trainers.”

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1880 on: August 27, 2020, 08:54:44 PM »
help out by eating out (some floozy)

Better Midlands

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1881 on: August 27, 2020, 09:48:13 PM »


Help Out By Working Out.

They can have that one for free (it's so obvious).

Blue Jam

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1882 on: August 27, 2020, 10:52:33 PM »
Boris could Pull Out To Help Out and avoid producing so many useless offspring.

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1883 on: August 29, 2020, 02:33:52 PM »
Very good article on Johnson - the anti Prime Minister - you'll need the cached version, the website's knackered

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:kbh065W2ShMJ:https://bylinetimes.com/2020/08/28/boris-johnson-the-anti-prime-minister/&hl=en&gl=uk&strip=1&vwsrc=0

Cuntbeaks

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1884 on: August 30, 2020, 12:54:41 AM »
Remember when it looked like Boris Johnson might die?

Good times.

Let it go mate, let it go.

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1885 on: September 04, 2020, 02:36:41 PM »
Is there anyone else who always reads the title of this thread to the tune of Deutschland Uber Alles?


Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1886 on: September 04, 2020, 02:47:30 PM »


🎶 He's the world's most fearsome useless cunt. (Bor-is John-son has the vi-rus.)
When evil COVID attacks - this useless cunt gets flat on his back (waheeyyyyy). 🎶

Blue Jam

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1887 on: September 04, 2020, 02:54:34 PM »
🎶 He's the world's most shittiest James Bond (Bor-is John-son has the vi-rus.)
He's a toff in a rumpled suit and he's blond (Bor-is John-son has the vi-rus.)
When his pregnant girlfriend attacks
He bellows "Get off my fucking laptop"🎶

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1888 on: September 04, 2020, 03:52:40 PM »
Legend Bozza breathes
Rishi Sunak makes useless schemes
Priti Patel is cruel and blunt
Matt Hancock is a stupid cunt

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #1889 on: September 05, 2020, 03:22:19 AM »
Look I’m I’m sorry everyone but some of those lines just don’t scan.

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