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Boris Johnson has the virus!!!

Started by Danger Man, March 27, 2020, 11:19:31 AM

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buzby

Quote from: Captain Z on August 25, 2020, 10:32:40 PM
Yeah, I did that earlier and got the same result. Suspicious lack of relevant info, isn't there.
The picture originates from here.
https://maclive.co.uk/electric-violinist/

Dex Sawash

Quote from: buzby on August 26, 2020, 08:04:56 AM
The picture originates from here.
https://maclive.co.uk/electric-violinist/

Does everyone want to see if she can keep playing while being rolled away propelled by a golf car or am i having a  a Peter's Mad Thought.

lipsink

Wasn't he also banging a 20 something "influencer" who designed T-shirts? Remember hearing that's what the fight with him and Carrie Symonds was about.

Blue Jam

Quote from: lipsink on August 26, 2020, 10:19:04 AM
Wasn't he also banging a 20 something "influencer" who designed T-shirts? Remember hearing that's what the fight with him and Carrie Symonds was about.

The fight was supposedly about the violinist he was allegedly banging, but...

Quote from: lipsink on August 26, 2020, 10:19:04 AM
Wasn't he also banging a 20 something "influencer" who designed T-shirts?

Probably.

idunnosomename

Remember when Jennifer Acuri was everywhere then she just went away and now bozza is just wholesome family man

Fuck off


BlodwynPig

Why would believe anything coming from Mr. Johnson?

Thursday

Remember when it looked like Boris Johnson might die?

Good times.

machotrouts

Boris Johnson on a ventilator was our Nevada caucus

frajer

Boris Johnson sleeps nude on a ventilator which he believes gives him sexual powers.


BlodwynPig


Blue Jam


idunnosomename

Quote from: Thursday on August 26, 2020, 02:29:01 PM
Remember when it looked like Boris Johnson might die?

Good times.
i mean he still will eventually

Blue Jam

BoJo has hired a personal trainer in a bid to lose weight and get fit by shagging her five times a night- nah, relax Carrie, it's a bloke:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-53930665

bgmnts

Hopefully Rishi subsidises us all a personal trainer to help with weight loss as well, considering how important that is.

frajer

Help Out By Eating Out.

NO NOT THAT MUCH.

Cold Meat Platter

Quote from: Blue Jam on August 27, 2020, 12:15:27 PM
BoJo has hired a personal trainer in a bid to lose weight and get fit by shagging her five times a night- nah, relax Carrie, it's a bloke:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-53930665

Not only that it's one of those black chaps that you get nowadays what racist no siree not I, Boris "Watermelon Smiles Picaninny etc." Wankshaft III

frajer

Quote from: Cold Meat Platter on August 27, 2020, 06:24:58 PM
Not only that it's one of those black chaps that you get nowadays what racist no siree not I, Boris "Watermelon Smiles Picaninny etc." Wankshaft III

How long until Boris explains "they're just naturally stronger."
"Who's they?"
"Well uh uh uh uh uh uhh personal trainers."

idunnosomename

help out by eating out (some floozy)



Help Out By Working Out.

They can have that one for free (it's so obvious).

Blue Jam

Boris could Pull Out To Help Out and avoid producing so many useless offspring.

pigamus


Cuntbeaks

Quote from: Thursday on August 26, 2020, 02:29:01 PM
Remember when it looked like Boris Johnson might die?

Good times.

Let it go mate, let it go.

idunnosomename

Quote from: Blue Jam on August 25, 2020, 02:25:50 PM
Is there anyone else who always reads the title of this thread to the tune of Deutschland Uber Alles?


frajer

Quote from: idunnosomename on September 04, 2020, 02:36:41 PM


🎶 He's the world's most fearsome useless cunt. (Bor-is John-son has the vi-rus.)
When evil COVID attacks - this useless cunt gets flat on his back (waheeyyyyy). 🎶

Blue Jam

🎶 He's the world's most shittiest James Bond (Bor-is John-son has the vi-rus.)
He's a toff in a rumpled suit and he's blond (Bor-is John-son has the vi-rus.)
When his pregnant girlfriend attacks
He bellows "Get off my fucking laptop"🎶

idunnosomename

Legend Bozza breathes
Rishi Sunak makes useless schemes
Priti Patel is cruel and blunt
Matt Hancock is a stupid cunt

popcorn

Look I'm I'm sorry everyone but some of those lines just don't scan.