Author Topic: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!  (Read 58824 times)

Blue Jam

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #30 on: March 27, 2020, 11:36:10 AM »
So it is transmitted through shagging then?

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #31 on: March 27, 2020, 11:36:52 AM »

Alberon

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #32 on: March 27, 2020, 11:37:52 AM »
Time for national unity government and for Cummings to be buried alive (though to be fair it's always time for that).

Wonderful Butternut

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #33 on: March 27, 2020, 11:38:45 AM »
Oh no. Wouldn't it be awful if he died?

Cuntbeaks

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #34 on: March 27, 2020, 11:38:52 AM »
I don't believe this fucking spin, it's an orchestrated pantomime to drum up sympathy for the vile cunt and to deflect the incoming shitstorm of criticism regarding his handling, or lack of, of the virus in its early stages.



R Brave Bojo

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #35 on: March 27, 2020, 11:39:16 AM »
so much for the tolerant left !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*adds 5 minutes to timesheet*

is this all there is to my life.

Thomas

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #36 on: March 27, 2020, 11:39:55 AM »
Angela Rayner:

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So me and Boris Johnson having the virus is pure coincidence- honest

https://twitter.com/AngelaRayner/status/1243501147933065217

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #37 on: March 27, 2020, 11:40:02 AM »
Angela Raynor has it too, which means at least the virus is apolitical

Pingers

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #38 on: March 27, 2020, 11:42:54 AM »
He may be a horrible cunt, but even he doesn't deserve to die of this.

No, he deserves to die on a spike

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #39 on: March 27, 2020, 11:42:57 AM »
god i hate news

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #40 on: March 27, 2020, 11:45:48 AM »
Boris is in hospital, fighting for breath.  A civil servant briefs him.

'Boris, there are two alternatives: (a) increase NHS resources,, social care and policies to mitigate the free-market or (b) more draconian police powers-maybe full martial law-to protect the existing order.'

'Ah...Ah....Ahhh!'

'Very well: 'a' it is.'


Chollis

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #41 on: March 27, 2020, 11:46:40 AM »
Give it Giggseh til end ot'season

rue the polywhirl

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #42 on: March 27, 2020, 11:47:42 AM »
I think I might just emerge from my front door at 8pm tonight to celebrate the good work that this virus has just done with a minute long clap and I encourage everyone else to do the same...

Not really. This is awful news.

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #43 on: March 27, 2020, 11:48:27 AM »
Come on covid virus. Get boris done hahhahgag

Thomas

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #44 on: March 27, 2020, 11:48:49 AM »


I hope everyone he's met in the last two weeks gets priority testing, especially those working and recovering in the hospitals he lumbered into. Get well soon dickhead

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #45 on: March 27, 2020, 11:51:00 AM »

I hope everyone he's met in the last two weeks gets priority testing

Along with priority psychiatric assessment for all his supporters.

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #46 on: March 27, 2020, 11:51:51 AM »
Tugging like christing cunting fuck.

Blue Jam

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #47 on: March 27, 2020, 11:55:14 AM »
I hope everyone he's met in the last two weeks gets priority testing

Yeah, they might all have chlamydia now. Best to check.

Non Stop Dancer

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #48 on: March 27, 2020, 11:59:40 AM »
Anyone reckon he got it on purpose for a laugh like those bug chasers who go out of their way to get aids?

chveik

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #49 on: March 27, 2020, 12:00:08 PM »
And they're off!
https://twitter.com/JuliaHB1/status/1243499744938393601

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Why did he get tested when our frontline NHS staff cannot???

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He’s part of the nuclear firing-chain. That’s good enough for me.

it's a fucking death cult

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #50 on: March 27, 2020, 12:01:30 PM »
my brother's response is my favourite take:

"Snotty twat burn him. Working it's way through royal family and now parliament, it's all coming up roses at this end my roofing felt came"

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #51 on: March 27, 2020, 12:02:52 PM »
It wont kill any of the cunts but fuck it take  victory where you can.

Just cum in my pants in lidl.

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #52 on: March 27, 2020, 12:03:21 PM »
it's a fucking death cult
nuke the virus

boki

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #53 on: March 27, 2020, 12:07:06 PM »
So is Dominic Raab taking over now as the underling of the other Dominic.

Dom is Dom's Dom?

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #54 on: March 27, 2020, 12:11:44 PM »
So who's in charge now?
(Stephen Fry? Michael Palin?)
Due to an obscure technicality in the legislation, it looks like, if my information is right, the role of PM goes to Raoul Moat.

Butchers Blind

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #55 on: March 27, 2020, 12:14:03 PM »
Due to an obscure technicality in the legislation, it looks like, if my information is right, the role of PM goes to Raoul Moat.

Gazza on his way to No10 with a fishing rod and fried chicken

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #56 on: March 27, 2020, 12:15:20 PM »
If moaty happened today it would seem pretty normal. Simpler times back then

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #57 on: March 27, 2020, 12:18:46 PM »

Thomas

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #58 on: March 27, 2020, 12:22:14 PM »
The motion of his running and the quick zoom are pure Thick of It.

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #59 on: March 27, 2020, 12:23:23 PM »
He always looked like the kind of guy who would've steamrolled women and children to get on the lifeboat.

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