Boris Johnson has the virus!!!

[BlodwynPig]

Someone PM me when he goes please. Of to bed

[Danger Man]

Suddenly my finishing X-Com TFTD doesn't seem that important anymore.

[weekender]

They probably mucked about with this sort of thing with Kitchener's finger, moustache and hat.

[weekender]

It's a wake up call really though isn't it. Lot of people treating the pandemic as a bit of a jolly if you ask me.

I'm treating this thread as a jolly, the actual pandemic less so.

Stay safe all, goodnight.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It's a wake up call really though isn't it.

Of 2 bed now



cheers

[Phil_A]

(deep breath)

"Chancellor Rishi Sunak said his thoughts were with the prime minister and his pregnant partner, Carrie Symonds, and that Mr Johnson would "come out of this even stronger"."

I have to admit I was expecting something much more body horrific, e.g. Boris being re-born fully grown from his partner's womb like the giant baby-man from Lars Von Triers' The Kingdom.

[idunnosomename]

i hope.............................

















..... HE LIVES!!!

[poo]

I'd nurse him alright. Right up the fucking arse. My bellend is gonna explode if I think about BoJo any more. What I'd give for five minutes under his gown snogging those gorgeous bollocks.

[idunnosomename]

not really i hope he dies hahaha

[Cold Meat Platter]

Sickening behaviour in this thread. I suppose you lot would have been laughing and joking when Hitler took poison, shot himself and then went on fire in a ditch.
Well, some of us have more empathy than that.

[idunnosomename]

FUCKED BY POO

[idunnosomename]

FUCKED BY POO

lemmy considers rewrite. oh wait he's dead. rip lemmy.

[SteveDave]

Christ alive, all of lefty Twitter is doubling down on the "I might not agree with his politics but this is different" bollocks.

[poo]

Santa and Boris, my dream fuck party.

[kalowski]

Raab utterly shitting himself on BBC News. Actually this is pretty insane. I cannot wish death on anyone, even Roy Keane.
The way this has been reported does seem fishy to me. Does anyone go to ICU just "in case" they need ventilation?
I actually think he's dead.

[pancreas]

Boris Johnson. The best prime minister we barely had.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Does anyone go to ICU just "in case" they need ventilation?

The Prime Minister of a country?

[idunnosomename]

left twitter only being careful now they are in opposition again and centrist twitter been giving #prayersforboris all week

[jobotic]

He can probably go to ICU just in case. They probably tipped someone out just in case.

[imitationleather]

He can't die while there's still so many rough posh women aged 25 - 35 for him to impregnate.

[poo]

Santa banging me missionary and cumming on my spunking cock that Boris has been edging for the hour  I've had my canines buried in his rectum.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Imagine how excited Limmy must be. The ultimate charity do post.

[idunnosomename]

i could do the fucking job he's doing. you just need to do a few to cameras going "hi folks" and give a thumbs up

[Funcrusher]

Dominic Cummings chairing a meeting of his top team tomorrow. All attendees required to watch Weekend at Bernies in preparation.

[Jittlebags]

Boris is the same age as me, so I'm bricking it if I get the virus.

But, there's almost like a relentless narrative unfolding though, that the man who strived for so long to be Prime Minister might make history in a way non-one could have predicted.

Personally I hope he pulls through.

[Bronzy]

Imagine how excited Limmy must be. The ultimate charity do post.

He said he's stopped doing them

Bet he's raging right now

[massive bereavement]

Aren't Covidders on ICU's for an average of two weeks?

[poo]

Hope he ends up in an iron lung. A crotchless iron lung.

[Emma Raducanu]

If he survives, how long would it take to recover from intensive care? I'm sure I heard it can take a year back to full health? So regardless of whether he lives or dies, can he realistically return as prime minister?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Dominic Raab: "We go again."