Author Topic: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!  (Read 50050 times)

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #570 on: April 06, 2020, 09:31:35 PM »
Wasn't suggesting anything of the sort, just pissing around.

Haven't you gone mad yet from staying indoors for this long?

Hitler was very good at politics.

I don’t know what’s happening right now, I need a poo

ollyboro

  • More pussy than Sinatra
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #571 on: April 06, 2020, 09:31:55 PM »
Fuck that just cunt him in a plague pit.

Before he dies, or can you wait twenty minutes?

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #572 on: April 06, 2020, 09:31:59 PM »
thoughts and prayers bronzy's poo makes it out safe and sound xxxx

EasyToType

  • I'm going nowhere Lynn
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #573 on: April 06, 2020, 09:32:06 PM »
What is he then?

Not that. You must know that surely

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #574 on: April 06, 2020, 09:33:50 PM »
Sort that cannot train a dog.

Montenegrin I’m guessing

chveik

  • DON'T GET THAT COVID, YEAH?
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #575 on: April 06, 2020, 09:35:05 PM »
FWIW I can't stomach wishing death on him either.  Don't like his policies, but don't wish the pain on his loved ones, or the general wish for it to kill more 55 year olds (viruses don't discriminate on a host's politics or personality).  Or from a less bleeding heart perspective: if someone with that much privilege in that kind of position of importance carks it, what chance do the rest of us have?

have you payed attention to the stats regarding this particular virus? privilege won't save you from respiratory illnesses, even if you have the best equipment in the world. and ffs nobody's wishing 55 years people to die of it, it just happens that they do.

Quote
I hope he pulls through and uses it as a turning point to care more for the NHS, take things like this more seriously in future and give more of a shit about others.  Rather have someone in charge who's learned a lesson than another fresh faced Tory who thinks he's invincible.

how naive can you get.

Danger Man

  • Let's stand together
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #576 on: April 06, 2020, 09:35:39 PM »
I don’t know what’s happening right now, I need a poo

At Paul's house?

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #577 on: April 06, 2020, 09:36:11 PM »
thoughts and prayers bronzy's poo makes it out safe and sound xxxx

Sucked it back in for Boris

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

  • Le corpse garlique of Hercule Poirot
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #578 on: April 06, 2020, 09:36:35 PM »
Quote
Chancellor Rishi Sunak said his thoughts were with the prime minister and his pregnant partner, Carrie Symonds, and that Mr Johnson would "come out of this even stronger".
I... I made a meme for this but I think it might be in poor taste to post it now.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • I meet the minimum width requirements.
    • http://jackanderton.jamendo.net/
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #579 on: April 06, 2020, 09:36:42 PM »
Boris Johnson is only 55??

You're shitting me

Replies From View

  • Rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant.
  • Golden Member
  • *****
  • Gargoyles have milk bags.
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #580 on: April 06, 2020, 09:36:56 PM »
Joking aside, his death will keep everybody indoors until it's all over.

Are you saying that we will all have him in our fireplaces to keep us warm?  Well sir, I don’t believe he is that large.

Pingers

  • Golden Member
  • *****
  • Get on that!
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #581 on: April 06, 2020, 09:37:22 PM »
He's not actually going to die.

Insider info from that hospital Trust is that around 50% of covid patients who go into ICU don't make it

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #582 on: April 06, 2020, 09:37:27 PM »
God let me in that hospital. Wouldn’t even bother with his cock, I’d just rip his ball bag open with my teeth and suck the cum straight out of his nads, the stunning stinking horny slut.

Dewt

  • The Fun House Grand Prix
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #583 on: April 06, 2020, 09:37:30 PM »
how naive can you get.
I'm going to do my own "if it can happen to this figure" thing now.

If somebody can be a member of this forum and still believe that this will put the wind up Boris to do some good, then just imagine how fucked we are with the voters in the general population.

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #584 on: April 06, 2020, 09:37:35 PM »
At Paul's house?

He’s in the ICU at the moment so I’m round keeping his spunk stains fresh

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #585 on: April 06, 2020, 09:37:40 PM »
Sucked it back in for Boris
Beautiful. A round of applause?

Danger Man

  • Let's stand together
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #586 on: April 06, 2020, 09:37:47 PM »
I... I made a meme for this but I think it might be in poor taste to post it now.

DO IT

Thomas

  • well they do all sixteen dances.
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #587 on: April 06, 2020, 09:37:51 PM »
I don't want the PM to die. Neither do I care particularly for his wellbeing. He's revelled in the idea of dismantling the very service trying to save his life as we speak. A racist and a seemingly pathological liar who considers a quarter of a million pounds 'chickenfeed'. He's spent ten years voraciously fighting for a government that has overseen 130,000 unnecessary deaths through its cruel policies. Lives of the vulnerable transformed into quietly published statistics. He was unbelievably blasé about this very virus. He stood by for racist deportations, triggered spikes in hate crime. If he dies, another one sidles in. It's not some grim victory for anyone.

I won't celebrate his death, but I won't eulogise like an impartial BBC reporter either. His legacy is riddled with horrible statements, ideas, acts. But he did have funny hair.

chveik

  • DON'T GET THAT COVID, YEAH?
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #588 on: April 06, 2020, 09:37:58 PM »
I... I made a meme for this but I think it might be in poor taste to post it now.

go on please

Dewt

  • The Fun House Grand Prix
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #589 on: April 06, 2020, 09:38:11 PM »
God let me in that hospital. Wouldn’t even bother with his cock, I’d just rip his ball bag open with my teeth and suck the cum straight out of his nads, the stunning stinking horny slut.
I am hoping that Delete is right and this could happen to any of us

weekender

  • Member
  • **
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #590 on: April 06, 2020, 09:38:25 PM »
Quote
Montenegrin I’m guessing

Don't believe everything they say about you, as a middle aged man from Walsall this made me laugh once I'd Binged what a Montenegrin was.

Panbaams

  • Advertise here, earn £££
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #591 on: April 06, 2020, 09:38:29 PM »
If he dies and he’s only allowed five people at his funeral, who would those five people be? Would girlfriends get preferential treatment over children?

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #592 on: April 06, 2020, 09:38:56 PM »
irl i just wont say anything at all. But hollow public prayers sicken me

gib

  • Deputy Cab Mafia GM
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #593 on: April 06, 2020, 09:39:44 PM »
He wanted to be 1940's Churchill and now he's 1960's Churchill

You did that one yesterday!

Better Midlands

  • I'm not internationally known
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #594 on: April 06, 2020, 09:40:35 PM »
And what does that mean?!

https://www.businessinsider.com/boris-johnson-record-sexist-homophobic-and-racist-comments-bumboys-piccaninnies-2019-6

Quote from: Boris Johnson
Boris Johnson called gay men 'tank-topped bumboys' and black people 'piccaninnies' with 'watermelon smiles'


Danger Man

  • Let's stand together
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #595 on: April 06, 2020, 09:40:44 PM »
I want him to die. But peacefully in his sleep and with no pain.

I think that should keep both sides happy.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

  • Le corpse garlique of Hercule Poirot
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #596 on: April 06, 2020, 09:41:05 PM »
DO IT

go on please

(deep breath)

"Chancellor Rishi Sunak said his thoughts were with the prime minister and his pregnant partner, Carrie Symonds, and that Mr Johnson would "come out of this even stronger"."

Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #597 on: April 06, 2020, 09:41:11 PM »
This is the first time I’ve properly taken part in one of these political threads

I would give it an 8/10, been really interesting so far

Noonling

  • Fuck does Cuno care?!
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #598 on: April 06, 2020, 09:41:26 PM »
I don't want him to die, can you imagine all the condolences clogging up the news? What if another scientist gets magnets stuck up his nose? If the PM dies we'll never hear about that.

Cuntbeaks

  • Where you fay?
Re: Boris Johnson has the virus!!!
« Reply #599 on: April 06, 2020, 09:41:41 PM »
Sincerely hope there aren't any tank-topped bum boys providing him with medical care.

Tags: