Covid induced thoughts

[bgmnts]

I know a lot of you have been isolsted for a long time so I am just creating a thread to share some random boredom isolation inducimg thoughts i've had, that arent quite Peter's Mad Thought material:

- why do men snort lines off ladies' boobs and bum but women dont snort coke off men's erect knobs?

- the Welsh should rebrand themselves the Cambrogi.

- we need more velcro.

Share some of your tepid thoughts please. Get it all out.

[Kelvin]

- why do men snort lines off ladies' boobs and bum but women dont snort coke off men's erect knobs?

Because Hollywood films can't show hard knobs, mate.

[BlodwynPig]

They found him, huddled and wild-eyed in an abandoned barn near Pantygasseg.

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[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Because Hollywood films can't show hard knobs, mate.

why can't they at least show nice trouser tents

...fighting the compulsion to rub dirty, filthy money all over the palms of my hands and then touch everything in the boss's office

[buttgammon]

There's a more fundamental logistical issue - how do you actually balance it on an erect penis when most penises are too curved to let anything rest?

[JamesTC]

Has anybody ever used their erect penis as a snooker cue?

[idunnosomename]

Wonder if you can vaccum your penis into a more oblong shape

[idunnosomename]

Has anybody ever used their erect penis as a snooker cue?

only instead of using a rest