Uxbridge Über Alles

[Menyatta Zondatta]

What would you put in an updated version of California Uber Alles, fit for the blundering twat currently in office as PM. There's quite a bit of material to work with, so we should be able to get a pretty solid song out of this, fit for the hellish times we're living through.

[kngen]

'I am Prime Minister Boris Johnson/
My aura smiles and never .. fronson'

Nope, I'm oot. Sorry.

[bigfatheart]

I am emperor Boris Johnson
All your loved ones will be gone soon

That's all I've got.

[Golden E. Pump]

I am Prime Minister Boris Johnson,
No more than four pots of Onken.