Incel tips, tricks and experiences.

[Bazooka]

Hiya, incel_prince69 here, I did a bit of market research and learnt this forum is a breeding ground for riddled incels, I thought we could share tips,tricks and experiences for being effective incels.

I just hate it when you call over the waitress for the bill, and as she goes to put it on the table, you quickly put your hand there and stroke hers, and then the bitch recoils in disgust.  Top tip: Don't give a tip.

I've got a map of where the Chads and Hunks live in my town,so every night at about 3am I knock on the door and run off, it's brilliant because the trick is nobody is at the door when it opens.  They must be fucking fuming, but that's what they get for having beautiful sex partners.

I sent an SMS text to Tina from S Club 7 asking if she wanted to go for a date at the Black Country Museum in Dudley, and that it would probably end up with kissing and cuddling.  I got no reply, might not have been her number, but this stuck up slag thinks she is better than me?  Probably going to send in a fake story to the papers about her that she's bankrupt, even though she isn't.

Anyway I hope we can get sharing, thanks, #incelsneversurrender