POLICE STATE BRITAIN THREAD

[Endicott]

Find my a windscreen and I'll lie on it overnight.

Hello Officer Dribble

[jobotic]

The Sun isn't so bothered when the sick thugs put pig heads outside mosques.

[idunnosomename]

[BlodwynPig]

lmao

IDIOT

[BlodwynPig]

MUCH BETTER

[Head Gardener]

The Daleks will keep order

[Better Midlands]

The Now That's What I Call Music pig's let himself go.

[Dex Sawash]

No word from remedial gash

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Could feed a family of four for a few days with that though.

[idunnosomename]

Not sure South Leicestershire police have a great deal of experience with beaches tbh

[touchingcloth]

I like to imagine the South Leicestershire police following people out of the county in the hope of some cross-jurisdiction beach chip excitement.

[Bazooka]

As someone from Leicestershire I can tell you we have a marvelous beach, hard to find, but once you frolick in its sand and guzzle its brine, you never forget it.

[BlodwynPig]

Not sure South Leicestershire police have a great deal of experience with beaches tbh

police should stay off twitter, dumbed down conversations with the pleb masses

I'm all for civil disobedience, put pick your battles snarky cunt.

[BlodwynPig]

As someone from Leicestershire I can tell you we have a marvelous beach, hard to find, but once you frolick in its sand and guzzle its brine, you never forget it.

https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/5-secret-beaches-near-leicester-380183

[idunnosomename]

desolation

[idunnosomename]

BECAUSE IN MEGACITY



I AM THE LAW

[idunnosomename]

https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-uk-police-chief-threatened-to-check-shopping-trolleys-2020-4?r=US&IR=T

ELLO ELLO ELLO SIR WHAT'S THIS: A 24 PACK CARLSBERG? IS THAT ESSENTIAL??

yes, i'm an alcoholic.

AND WHAT'S THIS THEN?

bottle of malibu

COME WITH ME SIR

[buttgammon]

Anecdotally, this is already happening in some places. Surely the result of power crazy police wankers wanting to rummage through peoples' shopping above all else.

[Twit 2]

Fingerwaggers, it's your lucky day! You can now fill out a form if you notice someone going on a 61 minute walk...

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/apr/09/uk-police-tool-report-covid-19-rule-breakers-risks-fuelling-social-division

[Sebastian Cobb]

Fingerwaggers, it's your lucky day! You can now fill out a form if you notice someone going on a 61 minute walk...

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/apr/09/uk-police-tool-report-covid-19-rule-breakers-risks-fuelling-social-division

Wonder if these forms will go away after this is over with or will be repurposed as a 'shop your neighbour' thing. They could gamify it like they did with the traffic warden app.

[idunnosomename]

fuck police brutality

i know your family's isolating

but tonight we get AHEMM GMA COUGH ARHGarse

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Fingerwaggers, it's your lucky day! You can now fill out a form if you notice someone going on a 61 minute walk...

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/apr/09/uk-police-tool-report-covid-19-rule-breakers-risks-fuelling-social-division

I will fill out a form if I see anyone doing this.

The form will simply read:

- Find heavies
- Pay them to punch these cunts so far into grave

[Ray Travez]

https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-uk-police-chief-threatened-to-check-shopping-trolleys-2020-4?r=US&IR=T

If the police take a short course in nutrition they'd be better placed to decide what is and isn't an essential foodstuff, by weighing up the fat content, balance of vitamins and minerals etc. Then they could do the shop themselves to make sure no contraband items end up in the trolley.

To prevent unnecessary driving trips they could then deliver the shopping to your house as well.

[idunnosomename]

hahah my trolley is full of DOUGHNUTS checkmate copper

[MrMrs]

acab

[Better Midlands]

To prevent unnecessary driving trips they could then deliver the shopping to your house as well.

Ocad Five-0

[buttgammon]

Can't confirm the veracity of this but I heard about a woman in North Wales who was stopped by the police coming out of a shop the other day. She had bought some essentials like milk, but also a chocolate bar; the coppers rummaged through her bag, berated her for buying 'non-essential' chocolate and said they wouldn't be too pleased if they saw her out of the house again. Crazy if true.

[Norton Canes]

How long before we can report thoughtcrimes?

[Better Midlands]

How long before we can report nougatcrimes?

[SpiderChrist]

From today's Guardian:

It seems Cambridgeshire Police have raised eyebrows on social media with the news that officers attended Tesco in Barhill, Cambridgeshire, this morning and checked "non-essential aisles". Judging by comments on the post on Twitter, this has left many confused at what constitutes a "non-essential" aisle or item.

Officers have been patrolling supermarkets this morning, just a day after a chief constable was criticised for suggesting officers could search shopping trolleys if people kept flouting social distancing rules.

The tweet by the force's Cambridge team said:

Officers visited Tesco Barhill this morning as part of their patrols around supermarkets and green spaces this weekend.

Good to see everyone was abiding by social distancing measures and the non essential aisles were empty.