Is an arse a hybrid?

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Is it a hybrid?  How else do you explain its two-buttocked formation?


Yes it could be conjoined twins, but in my view we'd be encountering far more arses as fully-separated twins in that case.  They wouldn't all be conjoined.


So - a hybrid?

[Glebe]

It's a 'two-arse'. That is, it creates its own arsiness that splits into a separate - but symbiotic - arse.

[popcorn]

No - it's not called an arses.

[Cerys]

A bionic arse could be accurately described as a hybrid.

[Kryton]

Does the Terminator (T-800) have a stomach?

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Does the Terminator (T-800) have a stomach?

As a convincing infiltration unit within a formerly successful Hollywood movie franchise, a T-800 generally has to join in with what Americans do, and we all know how Americans love their food!!

According to the T-800 Handbook published in 1997 by Virgin Books, eight T-800 units in total have taken part in eating contests in the 20th century, where they have needed to urgently scoff pies, hotdogs and burgers, whilst displaying a range of convincing performative indications of 'being nearly stuffed to bursting despite being a colossal fat-assed Yanky doughboy'.

The T-800 Handbook does not identify whether the T-800 unit has a stomach, but all that food has to go somewhere, and all we know to our chagrin that the T-800 model's anus is not merely painted on.

So it's up to us to fill in the gaps, I suppose!

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

The arse is a highly developed and specialised cloaca. Well, mine is anyway.

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The arse is a highly developed and specialised cloaca. Well, mine is anyway.

Civilised and socialised too, I hope?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Oh yeah, wears a little bow tie and everything.

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A monocle?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Jodhpurs, the lot. My anus is Chris Eubank.

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Your anus or your entire arse?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I don't know.

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Huh, interesting stuff

[Glebe]

Good to see important issues being discussed on here. Its normally nonsensical whimsy!