Cummings got Corona

[ajsmith2]

https://news.sky.com/story/pm-adviser-dominic-cummings-self-isolates-after-showing-coronavirus-symptoms-11965644

[imitationleather]

I hope he pulls through.

[jobotic]

So do I. Godspeed your recovery you genius, you. And may you have all the tests and ventilators you require. Take them from lesser beings if you have to. I think I speak for all of the tolerant left when I say this.

[Thomas]

Soon we'll have a wide enough data set to draw conclusions about whether sociopathy has any effect on coronavirus.

[katzenjammer]

Thoughts and prayers

[earl_sleek]

[Huxleys Babkins]

Hope he gets well soon and that he doesn't suffer from some sort of complication like a prolapsed anus that he has to keep pushing back in during government strategy meetings.

[idunnosomename]

i dont know why everyone's so supportive! I hate the cunt and hope he dies.

[imitationleather]

i dont know why everyone's so supportive! I hate the cunt and hope he dies.

Alright, Tony Montana.

[Danger Man]

Always remember to wash your 4D chess pieces after every game.

[Quote]

"Herd immunity, protect the economy and if a few pensioners political advisors die, too bad."

[Pseudopath]

Ha! Guess he didn't run fast enough.

[Buelligan]

He's old anyway, if he must be sacrificed for the good of the rest of us, let it be so.  :(

[Twit 2]

Hope the Dick Dastardly cunt gets accidentally fast-tracked to a morgue full of AIDs.

[jobotic]

I feel bad that he'll be stuck in his small house or flat for all this time, being as he's not one of the elite who have mansions in Islington with tapestry rooms.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Sad news, guys. I've just heard that Dominic has lost even more hair as a result of this infection and now looks like some sort of "cunt onion" or, as his doctors are calling it, a "cunion".

[batwings]

[seinfeld]That's a shame.[/seinfeld]

[bushwick]

[Kryton]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJrn7-7QpW0

He's chopped him in the gob.
Great running!

[Dr Trouser]

Gone too soon are brave corona fighters - sweet dreems :-(

[Huxleys Babkins]

Imagine if he died though.

[pigamus]

Well we say the virus doesn't discriminate, but what if it doesn't kill any bastards?

[SteveDave]

I feel bad that he'll be stuck in his small house or flat for all this time, being as he's not one of the elite who have mansions in Islington with tapestry rooms.

He lives round the corner (approx 10 minutes brisk walk) from me. I might go and knock later see if he's OK.

[pancreas]

Imagine if he died though.

We all are.

[Johnny Yesno]

Imagine if he died though.

You may saaaaay I'm a dreamer.

[kalowski]

Gone too soon are brave corona fighters - sweet dreems :-(

Dr Jonathan Morris has let himself go.

[Buelligan]

That's because he'd deed, unlike Cummings.  And his name's Miller.

[kalowski]

That's because he'd deed, unlike Cummings.  And his name's Miller.

Ah ha.
Or maybe I meant brilliant zoo keeper "Dr" Johnny "Jonathan" Morris.

[KennyMonster]

Ah ha.
Or maybe I meant brilliant zoo keeper "Dr" Johnny "Jonathan" Morris.

Round these parts he's known as Nutkins' Yoda.

[BlodwynPig]

Round these parts he's known as Nutkins' Yoda.

best laugh of the pandemic, right here