Uh, could you stop mentoring lice, please?

[Huxleys Babkins]

I'm here scratching like buggery and there's you letting the blighters borrow your old college text books to get a head start on the other students.

I don't care what potential you've seen in them, just cut it out, OK?

[GMTV]

One hour monthly meeting with them to see how they're getting on with their infestation of your scalp. It's up to them to do the work in between though, I'm only there to guide and support them.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

"Sorry lads, I'm afraid some cunt on the internet doesn't want you to recieve an education, so tonight's lesson on string theory is off"

[Glebe]

Really getting tired of this now.