bionic nonce

[Goldentony]

nah doesnt qualify for bionic shite

how come

nonce

THEME BEGINS

JUMPING NOISE

[the]

     

[Goldentony]

YEEEESSAH

bionic nonce!
he's put in the hours
bionic nonce!
he's served his time
bionic nonce!
he's got some fuckin nerve on him
bionic nonce!
the future was a mistake!

[lynne/harrison/dylan/petty]

[Glebe]

We have the technology, we can rebuild him. Were not wasting six mil on this scumbag, though. Six quid tops. Fucking nonce.

[the]

Now that you have a logo you are contractually bound to write a pilot episode

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Bionic Nonce can only run in slow-motion.  Still, he was active in the 70s, when schoolkids were doing that slow-mo run to imitate the Bionic Man, so it was no handicap.

[Bazooka]

He's so bloody strong，when he signed the sex offenders register he put the pen right through the clipboard.

[the]

The theme tune should be the refrain from Atomic Dog but with the words changed to the title