April fool!!!

[notjosh]

Usually I give a wide berth to the kind of low-effort corporate whimsy that gets churned out every April 1st.




But this year has a special frisson as we await to find out if any brand will attempt a poorly-judged Coronafools that spectacularly backfires. Some possibilities:

Greggs announces Pasty Drones to safely deliver food to the elderly and immunocompromised.... NOT!

Snapchat introduces COVID filter to trick your bosses into thinking you are too sick to work... HAHA! AS IF!

Apple develops iSoap app that can wash your hands just by taking a picture of them... OOPS! PRANK!

The BBC can reveal that Her Majesty the Queen passed away earlier this morning after succumbing to bilateral pneumonia caused by COVID-19.... HAHAHA... oh this one's real. Talk about bad timing ey? Still I bet she's up there pissing herself about the whole thing.

[idunnosomename]

try audible with a free GRAVE on us

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

Biggie Smalls releases promotion declaring it was all a dreeaaaaammmmm! ... April fool.

[hamfist]

Thousands of elderly Italian relatives come running out of an aircraft hangar yelling "sorpresa !"

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Christ Tarrant gives rabid bat Covid-19.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Harry Hill markets anti-virus hand-sanitiser called Findeout, using the slogan 'there's only one way to fight Covid-19-Findeout!'

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Christ Tarrant gives rabid bat Covid-19.

The rabid bat in question later confirmed as Priti Patel.

[BlodwynPig]

April Fool is dead and gone
Got Covid in Wuhan

[idunnosomename]

Google has cancelled its yearly unfunny shite

Will there be any this year. At all

[hamfist]

I guess this is one. If not, US Airforce is insane :

https://twitter.com/OperatorMaid/status/1245156355754901507?s=20

[Sin Agog]

Yikes... Just told my autistic sister that we'll now be in lockdown until December 2022, April Foo-  And smash went my ipad.

[idunnosomename]

i just dropped a brick from my window on a passing jogger haha april fool bozo

[Cloud]

Biggest April Fool so far: I started reading a family friend's Facebook post thinking they were sharing genuine personal thoughts, rather than just.. you know.. "so copy this message and paste it in your profile..."

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

Just asked someone the time and before they could reply I said ha I can just check it on my phone dad you dickhead and I hung up

[BlodwynPig]

1st case on the International Space Station!

[idunnosomename]

haha lol

[Dewt]

April twat. Absolute April fucking munting cunt of a prick.

[BlodwynPig]

Christmas being pushed back to summer 2021

[imitationleather]

"Hi mum, I've died of the 'vid... AHAHAHAHA NOT REALLY!"

[idunnosomename]

there really were basically no april fools? all i saw were related to the church of england which shows how clueless the cunts are