SongMeanings

[Dewt]

Love Train by The O'Jays is about suicide

[Hand Solo]

There She Goes by The La's is about heroin.

About Madeline McCann overdosing on heroin.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

" Heroin" by The Velvet Underground is about heroin.

[Pingers]

'Gut of the Quantifier' by The Fall is about a fat quantity surveyor called Alan

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

I Touch Myself by the Divinyls is about international haulage regulations.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

" Pictures Of Lily" by The Who is about wanking.

[Pingers]

'International Haulage Regulations' by Imagination is about wanking off strange men in toilets.

[Bazooka]

Jingle Bells is about old tudor slang for phimosis.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

" Your Ma" by Salad is about Your Mum.

[petril]

it's written from the point of view of Jesus, in purgatory. In a simulation. Of the real world. After a nuclear war. In purgatory. In a relationship that turned sour.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

In Kate Bush's "The Man With The Child In His Eyes", the man is Jesus and the child is JFK.

[grassbath]

Avalanche by Leonard Cohen is about diarrhoea.

[Captain Z]

"Under The Bridge" is about the troll from the Three Billy Goats Gruff.

[Pingers]

'Get the Party Started' by P!nk is about that gangbang your mum did on brazzers.com

[idunnosomename]

shiny happy people by REM is about wanking

[spaghetamine]

The Sweetest Taboo by Sade is actually about being gay with your dad.

[Pingers]

'There Is a Light That Never Goes Out' by the Smiths is about always being low on petrol because you keep siphoning it out to make petrol bombs to throw at Muslims

[famethrowa]

The narrator of "Crocodile Rock" is living alone in a lighthouse, years after the events of the song.
The clues are right there:
- "skimming stones", well that's something you can only do near water, usually the ocean, BUT you need rocks... maybe a rocky outcrop by the ocean is the place a stone-skimmer would be attracted to??
- "and the rock just died"... sounds like he traded one "rock" for another, maybe that which is found under a lighthouse???
- "some foreign guy", maybe a coastal outpost is a good place to keep your eye on foreign devils
- where do "crocodiles" live anyway?? That's right, IN THE WATER... the same WATER that would be near a lighthouse. Case closed

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

The narrator of "Crocodile Rock" is living alone in a lighthouse, years after the events of the song.
The clues are right there:
- "skimming stones", well that's something you can only do near water, usually the ocean, BUT you need rocks... maybe a rocky outcrop by the ocean is the place a stone-skimmer would be attracted to??
- "and the rock just died"... sounds like he traded one "rock" for another, maybe that which is found under a lighthouse???
- "some foreign guy", maybe a coastal outpost is a good place to keep your eye on foreign devils
- where do "crocodiles" live anyway?? That's right, IN THE WATER... the same WATER that would be near a lighthouse. Case closed

* Ted Rogers' brains burn in Hell ghost gives a round of applause*

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

" Heroin" by The Velvet Underground is about heroin.

"Heroin" by The Velvet Underground is about a friendly heron that John Cale met in Central Park, but there was a typo on the record sleeve.

[DrGreggles]

Here Comes the Hot Stepper is all about an ejaculating hot stepper.

[Hand Solo]

Lady Marmalade is about the Golliwog's Mrs being a right tart.

[dissolute ocelot]

The Firm's Star Trekkin' is about the 2nd Boer War.

[pancreas]

Tie me kangaroo down is a Marxist critique of Hegel.

[Deyv]

"Bright Eyes" by Simon and Garfunkle is not the screwball, Chevy Chase comedy ppl assume it to be. It's about dead rabbits.

[Pingers]

Lionel Richie's 'All Night Long' is about having dysentery in a relaxed party vibe environment.

[Alberon]

Imagine by John Lennon is about cauliflowers and how they're so much better than sprouts.

[Hand Solo]

Mr. Soft is about Steve Harley's crippling erectile dysfunction syndrome.

[Gregory Torso]

Protect Ya Neck is about the importance of choosing a high quality ergonimic office chair

[Gregory Torso]

Lisa Stansfield's All Around The World is about a ptsd affected woman who has had an abortion and is complete denial of it