Unadulterated Panic Thread

[Abnormal Palm]

A thread where we can let rip and engage the id (even more so) and just freak the fuck out.

[Abnormal Palm]

There's no room in the fridge for the turnips we got delivered this morning. They are going to go bad.

[idunnosomename]

Im going fucking mental

[Abnormal Palm]

I just panic ate a Kinder egg.

[pancreas]

Im going fucking mental

We had noticed. Why don't you go for a fucking walk? Or bake some bread or something.

[GMTV]

I just panic ate a Kinder egg.

Chest pains due to the pulmonary aspiration of toy car parts. Definitely the 'vid

[idunnosomename]

im not allowed, coppers will taser me

[idunnosomename]

gonna do the washing up and take the bins out. lets see if that helps

[Head Gardener]

gonna do the washing up and take the bins out. lets see if that helps

pics?

[Abnormal Palm]

Just panic played a computer game on my break for twenty minutes.

[idunnosomename]

i come back and eddie large has only just gone and carked it!

[Gregory Torso]

Paul Chuckle has the cora. let's hope he hasn't been passing enormous wads of phlegm back and forth with his elderly neighbours!!!

[Gregory Torso]

shitting myself now if paul chuckle can get it no one is safe

[idunnosomename]

to me to you to grave

[Abnormal Palm]

Eddie Large is dead

[massive bereavement]

So it was first posted in here that Eddie Large had died and not in the celebrity thread.

I'm going to end up hearing of my own death 30 minutes after it has actually happened because somebody decided to post the news in the "BT Sport month of credit offer" thread or under some other completely unrelated thread title instead of in "Forum members who've carked it" where it belongs. Think how many other people I could infect in that time if I'm wandering around for half an hour not knowing I'm dead. THINK!

Eddie Large!

Dead.

Blimey.

[buzby]

Eddie Large is dead

<L.A. Style considers rewrite>

[Abnormal Palm]

So it was first posted in here that Eddie Large had died and not in the celebrity thread.

I'm going to end up hearing of my own death 30 minutes after it has actually happened because somebody decided to post the news in the "BT Sport month of credit offer" thread or under some other completely unrelated thread title instead of in "Forum members who've carked it" where it belongs. Think how many other people I could infect in that time if I'm wandering around for half an hour not knowing I'm dead.

I only posted the BT Sport thread as a joke because it said you could also donate the month's fee to the NHS but it was buried in the text.