If there are sixty minutes in an hour

[sirhenry]

Time flies when you're having fun.  Therefore being a miserable sod will prolong your life.

I'm counting on it[nb]To 100.[nb]Repeatedly.[nb]Very, very slowly.[/nb][/nb][/nb].

[idunnosomename]

as i was going to st ives, i saw a ho with seven cunts. and in each cunt was seven dicks, and in each dick was seven spunks of cum, and each spunk was seven litres, how many litres of cum went towards st ives?

[bgmnts]

The whole point of that trick question is that "haha only the man wae going to st ive ahhhh" but what if the woman was going to St Ives as well? Could have met her whilst she was having a sandwich break or cleaning those litres of cum out.

[idunnosomename]

yeah i know it's shit, but i cummed a bucket too

[petril]

Monday, Wednesday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

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